Jerry Payne

Trusted #ghostwriter, specializing in nonfiction books, particularly #memoir.

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

@_JoePayne41 Ha!

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

@coachjfranklin @LondonMontgom11 Here's how the coach of a football team at an institute of HIGHER LEARNING should say this: "Want to take time to wish a member of our family happy birthday....Hope you have a great day and a better year!"

(Happy birthday, London.)

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

@coachjfranklin @DBarnes_18 Now, here's the way the coach at a proud university should write this: "Want to take time to wish a member of OUR FAMILY Happy B-Day...hope you have a great day and a better year!"

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

@Espngreeny Am I to understand that you chose Deion Sanders over Roberto Clemente, a man who was a legend on and off the field? Roberto Clemente? You do cover sports, right? So I'm assuming you've at least heard the name? I'll look forward to the corrected second edition. Until then, pass.

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

@TomBrady @Autograph @RobGronkowski Tom, I'm afraid I'll be out of town. Mind moving it to the next weekend? That would work out a lot better for me. Thanks a bunch.

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

@_JoePayne41 @Ben_Jones88 Ha!

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

@JoeyMulinaro @_JoePayne41 😂

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I love talk radio...@TB12sports

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

@thecreativepenn The checks.

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

It was a journey no hockey fan will ever forget.

Doc Emrick sums up the emotions of the past few months as we watched the greatest trophy in sports be awarded in spectacular fashion.

Thank you, hockey fans. We will see you again SOON.

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

GOOD MORNING, #BOLTS FANS!!!

WE’RE THE CHAMPS! ⚡️🏆

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Our bench reacting to Stammer’s goal.

It’s everything. 💙

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

hi overtime. it’s us again 😅

[Penn State @penn_state]

Ty Burrell, @PennStateAlums '97, has a special request for the #PennState family.
#WeAre

#MaskUpOrPackUp

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

Just thought I’d send this out. Damn.

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Rick's last call.

You can't write it better than this. 💙

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

Screw everything else. I will vote for the presidential candidate who promises to do away with changing the clocks.

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

@sinelizabethg Hi, Elizabeth. For further information about me and my fees, please visit https://t.co/0PuYbU4FdB, especially the My Process and FAQ pages. If you like what you read there, feel free to give me a jingle. Thanks! JP

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

@GhostwriterJG I call bullshit.

[Jerry Payne @GhostwriterJP]

Getting a lot of #ghostwriting inquiries lately from people who want me to write only for future royalties once "our" book becomes a #bestseller. That won't pay the mortgage. Mainstream #publishing is tough. More info: https://t.co/VTqk7rSHks.