This isn’t a Twitter “feud.” @tedcruz tried to overthrow our government. He inspired a deadly mob to storm the Capitol. And I think that deserves ridicule. So fuck him.
Listening to Biden speak is like snagging a return flight on JetBlue after a transcontinental Delta redeye wedged in the middle seat and behind a reclining, screaming baby. #Election2020#bidenharis2020
If the White House walls could talk I bet right about now they’d be blabbing about that time when William Henry Harrison didn’t wear a coat because he thought it made him look weak, and he caught a cold and died.
I’m going to go ahead and assume that everyone that has fervently defended the second amendment completely opposes the sudden deployment of secret police. Don’t let your political alliance confuse you. This should be your “case in point.” @NRA#SecretPolice#unconstitutional
Am I the only one putting swears into curriculum so their first grader will read? What’s the opposite of censorship-cus that’s how I homeschool #COVID19#Homeschooling2020
One of the reasons industries are so short on cash right now is that they have spent billions buying back their own stocks instead of investing in their workers and saving for a rainy day.
That needs to be addressed NOW.
Today I created my first “distance learning” PowerPoint presentation, which included narrating each slide then uploading it to YouTube. After careful review, My first discussion question to the class is going to be “ Ew do I really sound like that?” #COVID19#onlinelearning
I want everyone to wipe their bums thoroughly and clean their hands. If I could I’d give everyone Tp and sanitizer. I hope the price gaugers end up having to use those dollar bills to wipe the spiders out of their assholes in hell. @nbcthegoodplace @GoodJanet12358W #thegoodplace