Cookiee

Alive but only ironically.

She/her

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

I think my boss has a poor concept of time, because there is no way i can get 20 cars done in 8 hours.

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

We are overbooked and understaffed, so the boys better get on board with us listening to @floggingmolly all day, because that the only way im getting through this shift! #idolovemyjob

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

On a list of things you shouldnt keep on the floor by your bed, skateboard has climbed to the top.

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

@kcrovert @SportsRadio810 @SportingKC

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

I just want everyone to know that im a fantastic dialog writer and that none of you will ever know because its all in fanfiction that will never leave my hard drive.

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

@BrennanLM ... The Boston Rob of #gamechangersurvivor

I have never spent so much time rooting for someone, in a game that didnt matter.

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

Do i buy movies just because Walton Goggins is in them? Of course not.

Unrelated, The Hateful Eight is pretty good.

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

Me: *writing my book trying to figure out who @RahulKohli13 would play in the movie knowing the 3 main characters are a woman, a dog and a kid *

Also Me:

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

@kcrovert @thespecials @revhortonheat @SocialD1 @DropkickMurphys @RigidDigits Mines a little all over the place...new wave was in my top 5 with punk, alternative and...soundtrack...

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

I talk to my TV so much when im watching @GhostAdventures like 2009 Zak and Aaron can hear me. The neighbors probably think ive lost it. 👻

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

@JoshtheFlanagan Good things, all i listened to apparently was dad rock...

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

So @acdc was my most listened to band this year... im not shocked by that! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/m30SQHf92P

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

Watched #6underground today and then weirdly had a strong urge to purchase my first ever bottle of gin...subliminal messaging i think. Must be! @VancityReynolds i hope you're fucking happy that, im having a stupid fancy martini with my pizza rolls tonight! 🍸🙄

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

Someday i hope to be as dramatic as @Zak_Bagans but with everyday things... I love Ghost Adventures!

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

Why does everything rose scented smell like my grandma's house?

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

Stuff like this, is the main reason this man is the only person i get tweet notifications for.

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

Endings like @veronicamars are the reasons i have watched @CWiZombie 5 times but still havent seen the last 4 episodes, because im worried they too will ruin the entire show in last 10 minutes, and i just like it to much to have it ruined.

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

That moment when you hurt yourself doing something stupid and its directly over your #jackass tattoo... i feel like i should have seen this one coming... @realjknoxville @steveo

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

Damnit if Wyatt Russell isnt too good at his job...

[Cookiee @GiantCookiee]

@TrivaCrackFTW i understand the intent, but when someone chooses @CrimMinds_CBS as a category and this is the question? I mean ill take the points.