Bill Boring

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Shane McClanahan, 100mph ⛽️

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

In order to enjoy your toy you must become the toy. #DeclanStyle #DadLife #PeekaBoo https://t.co/cqigxy9BG6

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

Laughing because your toddler became an Instant Ninja after he walked into a spiderweb is a given ......... Taking the time to get all the “strings” off his face afterwards that’s #HowToDad #DaddysBuddy

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

To quote Ice Cube - “Today was a good day” No more “Tor”ture 😂😂 #TideIsTurning #WatchMeRise #YesIQuotedIceCube

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

That moment when your ambulance inadvertently… https://t.co/KTviPqW2n9

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

Glad my mama and dad blessed me with my size so I am already used to being the bigger person. 😊😊 #RiseAbove

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

Let’s Go Pens! Rust with an early goal! #BattleForPA #3lieve #LetsRockemPens

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

Seriously..... When did Playdoh get so sticky?? I swear it was never that way when I was a kid! #DadProbs #ToddlerStyle

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

Congrats Philly fans but don’t let it distract you from the fact that the Flyers haven’t won the Stanley Cup since 1975!!!!!!!!!!! #LetsGoPens #ItsABurghThing 😂😂😂

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

Bye Patriots BYE!!! 😂😂 Steelers Still Have SIX!!! #DillyDillyPhillyPhilly

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

You know it’s been a long day when instead of writing “Run#” on your charts you’ve been writing “RUM #” #SomeoneGetMeADrink #RoadMedics #Is2017OverYet 😂😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“Arrests of MS-13 Members, Associates Up 83% Under Trump”
https://t.co/70iPHy2Yqn

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

That moment when you can tell the girls in front of you in line at @jimmyjohns are talking about you in sign language because you know the words Big and Tall #ASL #MultiLingualAboutSize #MyTallLife

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

The good news.... Taught my Toddler to count..... Bad news?? He can only count to 6 because it’s an Irish drinking song! 😂😂. #BeardedBastardIrishmen #DrinkemDrankemDrunkem #IrishEyesSmiling #ToddlerStyle

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

The very second I get thru the toll booth and onto the PA Turnpike my iTunes changed to AC/DC Highway to Hell. #IsThisAnOmen #HavingSecondThoughts

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

That moment when...... You can go clothes shopping in your OWN closet! Stuff with tags that was too small before but not now!! #NotSoBigBill

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

Hey @CoachTomlin , way to let the inmates run the asylum, grow a set and just cut @ThaBestUNO , Bryant isn’t worth it! #SteelerNation

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

That moment when life smacks you in the face with a purpose and you know it’s EXACTLY what everyone needs. #WeAre #InspiredTogether

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

Holy Crap! Greg Brown just said he grew up in Mechanicsburg! As if I didn't need another reason to love him! #BucsBooth #MbgProud #LilLeague

[Bill Boring @GiantMedicMan71]

There's just something soooo ENTERTAINING watching people getting thrown out of a baseball game! #BucSocial #ByeByeBrewer #LetsGoBucs