Nancy Bellis

Live, Laugh, Love, Cave.❤️ Marketing Manager at @crowboroughcave. PhD in cave minerals, sump nutrients and guano nourishment. Campaigner for cave safety.

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

#FridayMotivation #FridayFeeling
With a depth of 545ft, the most perilous of all the @CrowboroughCave is Kojak’s Anus, in the treacherous Northern Caves. For pro-cavers only, the stalagmites are rich in thiamin hydrochloride, a nutrient commonly found in Kellogg’s Rice Krispies.

[Crowborough Caves @CrowboroughCave]

Due to a lack of people coming forward claiming to look like Nigel Farage, we have sadly had to cancel Saturday’s event.

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

Well played the Crowbingtons❤️ @CrowboroughCave

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

@CrowboroughCave Well done to Wilkesy. While I can’t pretend that I’m not disappointed that I (once again) didn’t attain this position I wish you every success.

Good luck Harold💋

(PS: And please pass on my best wishes to your wife with regard to the erectile dysfunction “concerns”)

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[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

Paging @Radio9L
David, there’s an unacceptably high pile of bat guano by the Eastern entrance of @CrowboroughCave
Can you please try and keep on top of this?

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[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

Do your dog’s glands need expressing? Then why not visit the @CrowboroughCave Café where Chef (who is also a partially qualified vet) will take your precious pet into the kitchen and work his magic✨🪄🦄

£10 per gland.

And don’t forget! Today it’s Cream Tea Wednesday! ❤️

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[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

@CrowboroughCave The same moaning minnies who bleat on about dog mess in the environs 🙄

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

@CrowboroughCave That’s right, early morning Spelunkers!

Why not follow your Breakfast wine with several glasses of Crowborough Cave’s delicious Garlic Gin™️❤️

“Gin rummy, mummy?”
“No! Gin yummy, sonny”❤️

N x

[Crowborough Caves @CrowboroughCave]

🌿✨ Introducing #CrowboroughCavesGin – a bold twist on a classic! Infused with aromatic garlic botanicals for a unique, savory depth.
🍸 Perfect for those who dare to explore new flavors. Ready to take your G&T game underground? #GinLovers #GarlicInfusedGin #CraftGin #Gin

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

Attn: Early morning Cavers! ‼️

After your dawn Spelunk why not visit the @CrowboroughCave Cafè and enjoy our new range of Breakfast Wines❤️

Locally sourced from only the finest vineyards in Crowborough, Monday morning is the perfect time to indulge yourself post-Spelunk!❤️

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[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

@Radio9L @CrowboroughCave Yes, David. It is quite the most piquant Breakfast Wine.

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[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

@CrowboroughCave

[Crowborough Caves @CrowboroughCave]

🌿✨ Introducing #CrowboroughCavesGin – a bold twist on a classic! Infused with aromatic garlic botanicals for a unique, savory depth.
🍸 Perfect for those who dare to explore new flavors. Ready to take your G&T game underground? #GinLovers #GarlicInfusedGin #CraftGin #Gin

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

@Radio9L David, kindly refrain from promoting rival Grottos!

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

When you visit @CrowboroughCave to benefit from the nutrient-rich rocks by licking the Niacin-infused walls, then kindly mop up any saliva juice with a wet wipe (or similar)

Don’t be a part of the problem👅
Be a part of the solution🤗

Come on guys! Let’s mop up all that gunk❤️

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

@WhoTookMyName7 @CrowboroughCave I’m afraid the walls have become infected with Riboflavin (as we all know, Niacin is very much the poor, defenceless “bumble bee” to Riboflavin’s bloodthirsty bastarding “wasp”)

Beastly Riboflavin.
Beastly, ghastly, DIRTY Riboflavin.

N x

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

Due to the heavy rain, Bakalor’s sump has flooded, dramatically reducing the niacin levels. As so many of you drink from the nutrient-rich waters please be aware that you’ll need to glug down 17 beakers in order to fully ingest that lovely, juicy niacin❤️

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@CrowboroughCave

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

@Radio9L @CrowboroughCave Guano

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

@Radio9L @CrowboroughCave Babes, would you be a sweetie and lob a few buckets of this in for me?

(*After* you’ve scooped up all the guano, obvs❤️)
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[Crowborough Caves @CrowboroughCave]

Hands up who likes our new street art, freshly painted in Crowborough by street artist, Fabsy?

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

@CrowboroughCave I can’t claim all the credit. It could never have come to completion without the sturdy hands of @Radio9L ✊

[Nancy Bellis @GibblingRivalry]

After several months of repairs to one of @CrowboroughCave’s most popular grottos, we can officially announce that work is complete!❤️
So, I’m delighted to get this opportunity to announce: “I now declare that Kojak’s Anus is open”