Gibson Coy

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

@Humanare40 They’re lucky they didn’t get dropped.

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

@kuldeepbazsingh That kid lost his aura for the next 6 generations 😂

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

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[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

@totaltatmove Not weird at all I’ve done it. Just offer em a burger.

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

[Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper]
"Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-why would anyone order wine?"

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

@chompson_ 😦 The hell kind of sharp ass knives you have in your kitchen?! Were you trying to break the julienne speed record or what?

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

@chompson_ Omfg what did you do

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

@chompson_ #crushingitatlife

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

@_tpainter How did you not know of this?

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

Quote of the day:
"Asians will eat literally anything with wings or four legs"
"What about a Pegasus?"
"Especially a Pegasus"

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

Thug life ✊🏼

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

Happy 80th birthday Grams! You don't look a day over 60

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

25% Drake 25% The Hound 25% Napoleon Dynamite 25% Billy Zane

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

My new favorite hobby is seeing how long I can keep telemarketers on the line before they realize I'm more full of crap than they are.

[hope @hopiecan]

how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included "doorbells" on her list of favorite things

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

I just listened to a girl use the word "muchly" and I choked on my beer.

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

Customer silently watching his 3 year old repeatedly licking our front window. Turns to me "Welp, that's the kid I got."

[Gibson Coy @GibsonRedcast]

@AlexisAnnHaynes Roatán.