Gidon Cohen

You would not believe how unoriginal and unfunny I am

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@lyrasie My Chinese mom genuinely married my Jewish dad in hopes that my sister and I would be successful in life

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@glitchtoriches @riotgames take notes 🙄

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@NatureUnedited Pretty sure this is the aquarium in Toba, Japan

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@tekkusai The mouse is just alright and very over priced. At least Razer makes mice at that price point that have 8k polling out of the box. But there are just so many cheaper mice that make it hard to justify spending $150+ on a mouse

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I just accidentally said type shit instead of tight ship 🤦‍♂️

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You know things are getting serious when the read receipts are turned on

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Where can I find a politician to vote for who will fix traffic in la

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I’ll admit that writing a valentines love letter to my bro might be the gayest thing I’ve done

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Severance season finale so goated I accidentally rejected the fine shyt who liked me on hinge while discussing it with my buds

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Love when I’m tryna pu to the function after work and my unemployed friends berate me with messages and calls asking when I’ll get there

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Need my phone to give me my end of the year emoji stats

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Fellas, is it gay to write your homies a love letter?

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@lolesports I remember when doublelift and corejj dominated the lcs

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@riotgames how long do these usually take?

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Fantasy sports are pretty much the original auto battlers

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People always tell me that I don’t think twice. I have no idea what they are talking about, I literally think about them every day

#TWICE #TWICE_5TH_WORLD_TOUR

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@doofwill Why yes I do

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Sometimes when I pee alone, I will angle it up and I feel like a fountain

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@finalmouse update?