Heisenberg 👽

Part-time genius, full-time mess 🚀🤝🏾

[Heisenberg 👽 @Giedion_Heis]

@wickedwest07 @Society8sMidas Your training is ass then cuz in no universe is casillas better than de gea

[Heisenberg 👽 @Giedion_Heis]

@isis_al70 @Godswillzaq Exactly... No difference

[Heisenberg 👽 @Giedion_Heis]

@Godswillzaq I gave him 99 reach... No build can save him... He's ass

[Heisenberg 👽 @Giedion_Heis]

@kennedyoz_ Guyy 😂😂. Exam wey to do malpractice tire me... Make Dem just put tye zero in the bag😭

[Heisenberg 👽 @Giedion_Heis]

@kennedyoz_ nutraceuticals 😭😭

[kcee @Kene_404]

My professor opening my exam sheet and realizing he's the dragon warrior 😂🐼

[kcee @Kene_404]

My professor opening my exam sheet and realizing he's the dragon warrior 😂🐼

[CFC Bravel Bravin🎓 @w_bravel]

Children don't care about race. Racism is taught.

[Heisenberg 👽 @Giedion_Heis]

@whoisroq Wild aneema!

[Wilfrid💫🇸🇳🇻🇦 @WILFRID667]

Quand j'ai juste envie de remettre mes écouteurs mais la personne ne veut pas s'arrêter de parler.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Staying where he belongs.

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

A boy and a girl are dating. The boy has a great job, a comfortable apartment and a car. All the girl has is a soft body and a pretty face, but it is the boy who is lucky? Okay.

The boy makes 500k+ a month. The girl is still being fed by her parents, but it is the boy who is lucky? Okay.

From that 500k, the boy is paying her bills, taking her on dates, even covering bills for people he's never met in her family. But it's the boy who is lucky? Okay.

And then when he eventually breaks up with the girl & walks away, he's the one who "fumbled" and "lost a good one?" She's the one who "Dodged a bullet?"

Delusion is a beautiful thing.

[Heisenberg 👽 @Giedion_Heis]

@0xBigKay @PreciousMidiogo @MayorOfEnugu14 Una

[Heisenberg 👽 @Giedion_Heis]

@isis_al70 I love am gan

[DAVE | SOPS @davesopuru]

I wish studying were actually as aesthetically pleasing as y’all make it look

[22 🥇 @ekitikEraa]

Carrick ball

[🧟‍♂️ @DharMhi7]

“god punish nonchalant men”
because i no gree mumu for you😂

[🚩 @emzed_x]

even for secondary school tests, na 0/20 i dey always score

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

You won, she didn’t like you enough. Ball up top

[Premier League @premierleague]

We are so back.

[Heisenberg 👽 @Giedion_Heis]

Una don make me catch feelings again smh

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea FC: Brand New Season