Naruto Uzumaki!

FUCKIN BELIEVE IT DATTEBAYO!!!!!!!!!!

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

Name: The next Hokage! Believe it!
Age: I think...like...16? 18 maybe?
Dick size: Doesn't matter. Transformation jutsu!
Food: Ichiraku ramen!!

I don't know what the rest of it means. https://t.co/zUDVVUH4eO

[Bulla Briefs @SassyBullaB]

'I'm now taking applications for a new boyfriend, please reply below with the following:
Name:
Age:
Do you like shopping?
Dick size:
Favorite food:
Would you die if you got hit by an SSB Final Flash?'

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

"She let's me sleep whenever I want!

...though for some reason I usually have weird dreams when she's there..." https://t.co/cQfYwWcdPW

[Bulla Briefs @SassyBullaB]

'Just hanging with the new bae.'

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

//I can't deal with this. I quit. https://t.co/cQfYwWcdPW

[Bulla Briefs @SassyBullaB]

'Just hanging with the new bae.'

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

"Eh ahaha! Who said anything about risque? It's totally innocent. I promise. We don't even have to do the mixed bathing if you don't want to." https://t.co/TuFBOvqfqJ

[Bulla Briefs @SassyBullaB]

'Ooo, sure! That sounds relaxing, and slightly risqué.' https://t.co/fmxutwo4vh

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

Wow. He never thought he'd get this far.

"Well, uh, ya see...I was thinkin...Do you want to go to a hot springs with me?" https://t.co/KCCIsO5qyj https://t.co/KCCIsO5qyj

[Bulla Briefs @SassyBullaB]

'Yeah baby! Whatcha wanna do?' https://t.co/VKKllOHdfQ

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

"Hey, @SassyBullaB , now that your boyfriend is acting all emo and trying to off himself, wanna hang out with a real warrior?"

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

@SassyBullaB "Yeah! I've been lookin' for a snack for a while now but can't find anything that's just right. Oh wait, there it is."

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

"Woah, hey there buddy. I didn't mean anything by it. Muscles, boobs. What's the difference really?"

Obviously he was setting himself up to not appreciate his future wife. https://t.co/CH20CAlHXr

[Son Gohan @MysticSaiyaman]

...I...

Are you saying that I have breasts?! Listen here, you loudmouthed, brightly dressed, opposite of what a ninja actually is... https://t.co/SVLvKH867D

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

"Ahaha nope! You just missed him! I he's that guy with black hair and red eyes that just ran that way!" https://t.co/m36E5488Hx

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

@MysticSaiyaman "Well...I mean...you're flat like her. And waste most of your potential like her...

Actually I take it back. Sakura is waaay flatter than you!"

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

@MiraiNewHope "Huh?" *runs*

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

#OkayBlueSakura https://t.co/CIJRBjzTNU

[Bulla Briefs @SassyBullaB]

#YouMeDMsNow https://t.co/XFtfDok5Xe

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

#hottie https://t.co/PD9mIxQ1WX

[Bulla Briefs @SassyBullaB]

'Now listen here, bitch...'

#NewAvi

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

@voraciouscience Android 22 👌

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

@SassyBullaB "Oh yeah?? Then get a load of this!!

Sasuke, Sai, I have an idea!!"

*whisper whisper*

"OKAY!!"

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

@SassyBullaB "Don't count me out just yet! Reverse DM Pull Jutsu!!"

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

@SassyBullaB

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

@SassyBullaB "Yes, mistress Bulluto. What can I do to please you?"

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

@SassyBullaB "I don't know who that is...but I can do this!!!"

[Naruto Uzumaki! @GiftedFighter]

"Me too!" https://t.co/uzzyjWhtS0

[Bulla Briefs @SassyBullaB]

'I can look like anyone you want bayybbeeee.' https://t.co/6cJK6dvyq6