Beowulf

I am 287 pounds of FOLDED STEEL AND SEX APPEAL. CAN I GET AN ARROOOOOO!?

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, @WULFAMANlA? GONNA RUN WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?? OR IS IT TIME TO SETTLE WHO RULES THIS PACK???

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

BECAUSE APPARENTLY, SOME NO-GOOD FLEA-BITTEN VERMIN MUNCHER THINKS THEY CAN PASS THEMSELVES OFF AS THE ONE, THE ONLY, BEOWULF.

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

GOOD EVENING NEW MERIDIAN, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL GLAD TO SEE THE WULF. NOW, I'M BACK FOR ONE DAY ONLY TO SETTLE A SCORE, AS IT IS.

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

I'M CALLIN' MY LAWYERS. https://t.co/EbNps8apOr

[J I Y U N A @jiyunaJP]

CAPCOM does it again! A fighting game character that fights using a chair!? Sick! What will they come up with next?

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

Gotta pay the bills, y'know.

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

THE WULF RETURNS TO the Steam Store.

[Skullgirls @Skullgirls]

You asked, we listened: #Skullgirls 2nd Encore content comes to #Steam as DLC on 4/13! $10 for 1st week, $15 after
https://t.co/wbYFz2darP

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

FINALLY, THE WULF HAS COME BACK TO https://t.co/jKDjdqk9Sj!

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

I RULE.
Alright, back to whatever you were doing.

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

....A maid would be awesome....

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

@5thofdismember What's wh--QUIET.

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

@5thofdismember YEA--HEY!! I wash my hands!

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I'LL BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS ALL WEEK.
@5thofdismember

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

THE WULF HAS RECOVERED FROM DORITO RELATED WEARINESS.

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

the wulf ate too many Doritos last night n' now the wulf's tired.

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

@Robo_Fortune ...Um.
I think you got the wrong guy, kitty.

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

THE WULF IS BACK TO wait where am I.

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

happy new beer

[Beowulf @GiganSlayer]

im so dr unk rn