the life of an average man in q1.
january - march. the most important quarter. let's see how the average man spends it.
everybody is in a dependancy loop.
dopamine and prolactin. dopamine and prolactin. dopamine and prolacitn.
christmas just ended. wake up next morning and it’s time to get ready for new years.
new years passes. hungover and it probably burns when you piss. but you’re not that lucky. you didn’t get laid. it’s just the alcohol filtering.
you look at your bloated face and skinny arms and tell yourself this is the year where everything changes.
filled with motivation. you can see that shredded 6 pack by the end of the year… thinking about how “they’re” not gonna recognise you… right?
now you buy a gym membership (which has a “news years!” sale). that £10 is sure a lot to spend. you think it over for half an hour until you press “place order” and jump up with pride. you finally did it. you spent £10 on a barcode.
next morning comes. 9am. this is real early. you go into the gym and realise it doesn’t have david goggins audios and bodybuilders with their hoods up. it has shitty commercial music and a bunch of fat people.
but you can’t say anything… you’re one of them too.
after a few sets of machine bicep curls. you’re gassed out. (rookie issue, take cardarine)
but you actually feel proud of yourself… endorphins are flowing… you conquered something new… a 22.5 kilogram benchpress.
get home. you feel like a new person. motivated. different. the air has shifted.
visions of yourself with a model physique. abs. “they” are all gonna question how you did it.
then… 2 weeks pass and you’re cancelling your membership because you’re a cool guy you “don’t have time”
you are just simply too busy making £15/hour and watching the new season of highly paid actors playing out a script.
and the gym doesn’t get the bills paid anyway. right? and girls like dad bods too. right?
must be true. because now it’s february and your girlfriend who is hard to look at needs a valentines day out to make her feel like she is worthy of love and attention after all the “toxic exes” left her traumatised.
however don’t stress. she’s really lucky because a nice guy like you picked her up. a real man who isn’t insecure. she’s found him. the one who is somehow fine with tongue kissing that abortion clinic.
but it’s fine. as long as you’re happy.
and that valentines day out landed you a rare treat of a blowjob. she never submits… but tonight she did… she said “are you almost finished?” 5 times. but you got there eventually. eyelids are a beautiful invention… wins a win… right?
the next morning comes and you’re loving life. your girlfriend actually let you finish and she’s laid up next to you. you wanna go again.
but what’s going on? you tap her and ask if you can have another treat. but she’s “too tired”
it’s fine. you’re a nice guy. and you respect boundaries. and you don’t want to be like the other guys who just used her for her body. (hilarious)
now it’s halfway through february. where did the time go…?
the answer… your time went on nothing.
and it won’t stop. because you’ll find a way to survive.
there will always be a new show to watch.
there will always be saturdays.
there will always be new tiktoks to watch.
there will always be that measly monthly paycheck that you look forward to.
there will always be something “new”
but you know…. this is great news.
in this very moment some are searching how to stop watching porn.
some are stressing that their ROAS has dropped 0.5…
put that side by side.
it’s hilarious.
q1 ends. they start april as a fool.
how sad. there’s no competition anymore.
but i guess we’ll live.
stay busy.
d4”2busy”
“I work out for myself"
"I wanna get rich to help my family"
"I hustle for my legacy"
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