Who’s getting fired in IT on an executive level? @netflix how did you prepare for the biggest fight, the biggest name in boxing history…a ONE night event and you’re having issues??? Where is your disaster recovery team? #MikeTyson#netfix#streaming#JakePaul
I painted the laundry room, so I might as well paint the door.
If I paint the door, I have to paint all the doors.
If I paint the doors I should paint the moulding.
If I paint the moulding I need a new TV. #bestbuy#samsung#tv
@Nightline@JujuChangABC@ParisHilton Why did you have to say she and her husband welcome a baby “by surrogate”. Couldn’t you have just said they welcome baby and put a period at the end of that? Rude.