Mark 1898

Remember this... Try.

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

Why is there a pheasant in the ride area

[Mark @mrkphllps1]

Me to the customers in work this morning:

#EastEnders

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

@TowersStreet @altontowers @MerlinapUK Thank god all rides are open and functioning correctly

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

#DonkeyKongBananza

[Mad Animals @sixu495472]

I think this music fits perfectly!✨

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

Gotta love Alton Towers. Crawling to the end of the season, Rita opening for 4 hours a day like it’s some kind of seasonal rapids ride.

I can’t believe people still defend the place either. Its track record for the past five years has been atrocious.

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

🥹🥹🥹. I’m sorry Chiapas. I have a new favourite soundtrack

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

@v3rstappen23 So you’re saying George Russell will win the 2027 championship?

[Samster ⁴⁴⁶³ READ PINNED PLS @SDmsrni18719]

Gay sex would be less gayer than whatever the fuck this is

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

@cj_keating

[Tom Bellingham @TomP1Bellingham]

VSC Ending

Meanwhile Bottas's Cadillac:

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Waiting til 10pm for Eastenders on a Christmas night because of fucking Call The Midwife

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

@cj_keating it’s me on a plane when a child starts crying

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

When someone mentions the pumpkin patch is open on Sundays around my wife:

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

Mako, Apollos Chariot, Silver Star, Shambhala and Hollywood Dream are continuing to run without seatbelts.

Which says that this isn't a restraint issue, otherwise they would all be closed and retrofitted.

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

I have no problems with seat belts being installed on the hypers. What we need to know is why the lapbar failed on a ride from a manufacturer who has never had a restraint failure before. Poorly maintained seatbelts also fail.

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

Legend has it that you used to be able to ride Congo river Rapids at @altontowers in October. Can anyone confirm?

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Why does our prime minister want us to have a Denise era may I ask

[Megan 🤭 | Theme Park EGO 🎢🎡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ThemeParkEGO]

@silverwoodpd Did you get to the turnstile then act surprised that you have to scan your ticket, then spend the next 5 minutes pissing about trying to find your ticket whilst holding up everyone behind you?

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

@Jenny_1884 Show us the proof.

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

@LeeAndersonMP_ ‘I’d rather the U.K. was burning’

Go and take a picture of a bacon roll and shut the fuck up.

[Mark 1898 @Gilbert05]

@SBarrettBar Should we remember this when you say people crossing the channel should stay in France because it’s a safe country.