Gilbert

Hey it's me Gilbert from this Twitter account!

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@dbongino Literally no one outside of the cult thinks you are impressive, competent, qualified, or even scary. Just second most powerful podcaster at FBI. What about afterwards? Podcasting is done no more blewchew; not going Carlyle either, you’re a joke. DB@B, the douche bag at the bureau

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@KurtSchlichter Difference is simple like you. 1) Americans aren’t buying mustard gas. 2) If mustard gas boats were otw then competent administrations show evidence (even if after the ships blow up) of why we did it. I guess you’d just say duh okay blow up mustard gas, sir. Me no care!

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@PeteHegseth Turns out that video from Mark Kelly and 5 others
was actually just great advice that I bet the admiral wish he followed. Also kinda funny you called it seditious and treasonous when it was about you. War criminal without even a war!

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@PeteHegseth Make one more thing clear: you’re going to jail assclown and the insincere praise couldn’t be a more obvious and cowardly attempt at throwing the admiral under the bus while pathetically trying to save a job you were wildly unqualified for, Pathetic Incompetent Idiot.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@PressSec Our country’s uniqueness is fact that it’s always people we’ve never seen before. It must suck to hate immigrants while living in the biggest immigrant experiment in human history. You’re right about one thing though: you are being replaced. Enjoy your dwindling time left here.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@mac_grayjots @mikerecine What about you, Stan The Man Groper?!? How’s your fondling career going, Mr Groper?? I know I know, Mr Groper is your father! Which probably explains the“head” trauma induced assclown comments like this.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@JDVance Just release the documents you hillbilly puppet.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @CrackerBarrel They’re just accepting of all people I guess. You know how you’re accepting of your conman father who wants to f*ck your sister?!? It’s like that except those people aren’t bad. Do you understand idiot??

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

If it’s that formal then the White House and Republicans should get their sheets dry cleaned.

[US Homeland Security News @defense_civil25]

🚨Update: The White House has informed the Ukrainian delegation that Zelensky MUST wear a suit or there will be no meeting! Bravo White House. It’s a formal meeting, and the presidency of the U.S. is an institution that demands the highest level of formality!

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@DNIGabbard Another incompetent clown. Head of intelligence without any intelligence. “Iran’s nuclear program is not a threat..(months later) wait I said that wrong. I meant the opposite, that their nuclear threat is imminent.” I bet you were a good, decent person not all that long ago.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@Riley_Gaines_ People that live there that don’t feel unsafe. That’s who! People that know that military presence isn’t F*CKING necessary AT ALL. THATS FUCKING WHO.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@realspitfire Then why are DC residents against it? Just like the LA residents. Or does it matter to you MAGAts? Are rational American city dwellers that oppose such ridiculous overreach just an annoying inconvenience for DT’s show of power?? Tear gas / Upside down bible anyone? Idiots.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@LauraLoomer Why are you MAGAts such p*ssies?!? “Did you see that brown guy?? This city is BIG and Scary!!” Just stay in your safe little sh*tholes and leave “awful” cities like NYC and CHI to those with family trees that have branches.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

If you want to talk inflation vs wages then look no further than comedy clubs. Feature pay has been $100 per show since 1992.

Adjusted for inflation that is $272 today.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@iamnot_elon It’s never too early to go ahead and start planning the huge January insurrection rally too because no doubt you and other ass clowns will be crying about another stolen election without evidence again.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@elonmusk, hypothetical: if Nikola Tesla were alive today, who do you think he’d vote for? There’s only 2 options. You can be honest. Or you can say Trump.

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@elonmusk: It’s gotta be frustrating to pay $44 billon for twitter then change the name to X (formerly known as twitter) while watching the vast majority of people still call it twitter (which is now X). Maybe communication isn’t your thing?

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@elonmusk: You’re a numbers guy, right? Have you ever graphed the directly inverse relationship between frequency of your tweets vs the company’s valuation?

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

@elonmusk You mean like the guy who did drugs and trafficked underage sex workers across state lines with his buddy who actually was charged and is in prison. Seriously!

[Gilbert @GilbertLawand]

More than three-fifths of Republicans still believe black people should be considered three-fifths of a person.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: More than three-fifths of Americans say they feel Kamala Harris had “a great deal” to do with concealing the truth about Biden’s decking health, according to a YouGov poll.