Kate clutched The Telegraph & let out a roar,
“Harry, Meghan & the children? Here? What for?”
William hammered the door, “This simply can't be true!”
While two lovestruck dogs paraded posters, tails wagging right through.
The royals raged in fury the corgis cheered, “Woo-hoo!”
She scribbles doom by coffee-stained light,
Recycling old rumours deep into the night.
“Unnamed sources” march across every page,
While Meghan and Harry just laugh at the rage.
And Asever keeps thriving despite the front-page stage.
@SussexPrincess @bookedbusy I do think you are confusing private events such as the polo tournaments and official Archewell Foundation events. Invictus Foundation is not part of Archewell even though founded by the Duke. What the Sussexes do with them are strictly private. The UN visit was also private.