Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer

5X Sudoku Regional Champion | Milk Dud Enjoyer | Bumper Car Specialist | Aspiring Yu Gi-Oh Journalist

[Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer @GilbertNeeds7]

Don’t wanna hear anymore about Sinners 16 Oscar noms. You wanna talk about real cinema look no further #ragemonster #andthisMikeBibbyjersey

[Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer @GilbertNeeds7]

Daydreaming about my 14 goals in 11 games during 5th Grade recess soccer. It’s all gone downhill since.

[Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer @GilbertNeeds7]

Forget the Parke sweaters, ladies when are we bringing back the lifeguard hoodies? #Backtothebasics

[Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer @GilbertNeeds7]

Sitting in my lecture hall this morning pondering if my professor also saw the potential that Bailey Zappe had

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Any ball knowers out there? 2013 Sammie Coates boy oh boy. That’s a bad man #WarEagle #Notmadeforsundays

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To all those who peaked under their arm during 7 up in elementary school ur days are numbered. Don’t think I forgot.

Sincerely,

The Big Gulp

#RevengeTour #GetBackGilbert

[Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer @GilbertNeeds7]

@BusterSnick read this and a chill just ran down my spine. #mambamentaility

[Jäger “Serious Pinchback” Reardon @JagerReardon]

If your not wearing low socks in the big ‘25 it’s time to update the locker. #LANK

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@JagerReardon Signed, sealed, delivered

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What happened to SuperKai64 #replypost #dedetatedWAM

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Interstate Love Song has crack in it #STP

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@JagerReardon Jäger vs David Beckham box fights

[Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer @GilbertNeeds7]

Only thing that could make this 4th better is Bob Marley being alive and free feminine care products. #McqueensFading #BMS #PMS

[Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer @GilbertNeeds7]

@BusterSnick Gentleman, it is in your best interest to start your engines

[Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer @GilbertNeeds7]

@JagerReardon safe at home 3-1 Reds bottom 7

[Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer @GilbertNeeds7]

Before I get shipped overseas, I want Iran to know I was two levels away from getting the Omega lights #DustyDivot #GradSZN #watchout

[Gilbert “Big Gulp” Needlemeyer @GilbertNeeds7]

@JagerReardon Jäger you make a great point here

[Buster “Dirty Sanchez” Snickelfritz @BusterSnick]

Can’t wait to rinse some highschoolers in beer die at this grad party. They have no idea how we did it at Phi Tau in ‘87. #gradpartyszn

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Lifestyle on camera🏆 #Champions

[Buster “Dirty Sanchez” Snickelfritz @BusterSnick]

Drat! I seem to have left my infant daughter in the car while I was in the casino for the past 12 hours. Oops! #priorities #dadlife