G Monkey

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Chilli, dogs, comedy, podcasts, politics, music, animals and Netflix.

[G Monkey @GillGreig]

@bev_hendry Looks like you are having the time of your lives !

[Bev Hendry @bev_hendry]

Travel update . Happy to proclaim that we drove 500 miles and tomorrow we will drive 500 more . We are spending the night in beautiful Fredericksburg, Virginia . They’ve never seen the Tartan Army before and we are having a great time here too. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💙 🇺🇸 #WorldCup26

[G Monkey @GillGreig]

@bev_hendry Looks great !

[G Monkey @GillGreig]

@DublinAirport @ScotlandNT @FIFAWorldCup The best ! Have a great time !

[Goose Wilson 🐰 @goosefaeabz]

Listen to those groans.

That violent gang rape you suffered was nothing but an annoyance to them.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) turned a forgettable film into pure entertainment. He improvised many of his most outrageous lines, stealing every scene with theatrical brilliance and wicked glee.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Keegan-Michael Key constantly made Bryan Cranston break character in Why Him? (2016).

[G Monkey @GillGreig]

@goosefaeabz @BurgerKingUK 😆

[Mike Dailly @mikedailly]

“Critics have claimed it’s a two-tier system devoid of fairness. Two people with the exact same disabilities will be treated differently based on the date of their claim”. Welfare Reform may lead to devolved disability benefits cuts https://t.co/j9nx8PQTJ7

[The National @ScotNational]

Today’s front page of The National 📰

Wes Streeting made to admit Labour want fewer disabled people to have support

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

I decided to read the euthanasia legislation Starmer rammed through Parliament while the world was burning, and these are all amendments that were REJECTED from the bill. I am begging you to read this. No joke here. Keir Starmer is a psychopath and he is doing Aktion T4.

[Corey Feldman @Corey_Feldman]

'HAPPY VALENTINES DAY #EVERYBODY & BOY DO I HAV AN EXCITING BIT OF NEWS 2 MAKE UR HEARTS FLUTTER! IT SEEMS AFTER 40 YRS OF SAYING NO, THE ANSWER MAY BCOME YES AFTER ALL! ACCORDING 2 ⁦@Variety⁩ #GOONIES2 IS A GO: The Goonies 2' With Steven Spielberg https://t.co/TA74s7FrfW

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Leslie Nielsen was born OTD in 1926.
Leslie began his career as a serious actor, but a phone call from the producers of Airplane! (1980) changed all that and transformed him into 'the Laurence Olivier of spoofs'. Frank Drebin from The Naked Gun and Police Squad was a gift.

[THE ONE ABOVE ALL @MRCRUZX1]

This is how the producers be making Montoya watch his girl get obliterated

[G Monkey @GillGreig]

Montoya!!!!

[Donald Macaskill @DrDMacaskill]

Let’s stop talking about the #NHS: #socialcare needs to be prioritised - a thoughtpiece. #reform #change #wholesystem #citizenship #Scotland. https://t.co/xkXCbh6TCP

[G Monkey @GillGreig]

Bag of croissants (out of date)
Santa snow globe

[G Monkey @GillGreig]

Things my mum has offered me since I arrived half an hour ago

Mince and tatties
Ferrero rochers
Choc decorations off her tree
Shortbread
Homemade soup

[G Monkey @GillGreig]

Box of celebrations