Gill

Twitter User, Gamecock Fan, Air Guitar Connoisseur.

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

Battle Ready.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Fahrenheit is based on human experience:
0° is fucking cold. 100° is fucking hot.

Celsius is based on at sea level water:
Water freezes at 0° and boils at 100°

A. Celsius is flawed because water freezes and boils at different temperatures depending on altitude.

B. When I ask what the temperature is, I’m asking for myself. I don’t give a fuck how water feels about the weather.

[Isabel Brown @theisabelb]

… you’re joking, right?

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Keep it going, Stephen!!

Kick cancer’s butt!!!!

[Lakers Lead @LakersLead]

Nothing will ever ABSOLVE you of this 💀

[𝐿𝒶𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓃 𝐵𝑒𝒶𝓈𝓁𝑒𝓎 @LBknowsBall]

Jadeveon Clowney.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

“You declared war on the country with control over the world’s most sensitive chokepoint?”

“That’s right, Dave”

“And you didn’t have a plan for when they closed that chokepoint?”

“That’s correct, Dave”

[Adam Morgan @RepAdamMorgan]

The answer—No. Absolutely not.

With disgust,
South Carolina

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

One of the most randomest scenes in cartoon history

[july🐝 @pitfreak_]

“no, benjamin netanyahu is not personally causing every minor inconvenience in your life”

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

A weeb slices three quarters of the way through my body but fails to completely cut me in half.

Me, chuckling - "A Katana is useless without proper technique"

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Jordan Peterson tells Piers Morgan: "I don’t know if guys in the UK understand how sad it is for us in Canada and in the United States, to watch what you’re doing to yourself."

[itsfins2 @itsfins2]

How does Stephen Ross look at this and say "I think we need new uniforms and a logo." This was perfection. @MiamiDolphins

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Beer shot combo at the local dive bar