The Alluring Allabaster 🌹🌍🌻

Doting father. Loving partner. Agitator of my fellow white man.

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[The Alluring Allabaster 🌹🌍🌻 @GillWeed]

@KyleKulinski @TMZ They look like first cousins.

[The Alluring Allabaster 🌹🌍🌻 @GillWeed]

@iamrelax Matthew Golden is already better…

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Raping kids wasn't the dealbreaker for MAGA, it was gas prices.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Growing up is realizing that both of them are evil

[Mike Ro 🧀 @nuro_mike]

Fuck ICE

Free Palestine

Go Pack Go

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

I love Italians 🇮🇹

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

FYI
Two people died for this stunt

[Peter Bukowski @Peter_Bukowski]

Packers fans aren’t going to want to hear this from Colin, but he’s right.

[Brendan Ziegler @BAZiegler]

The Packers are the biggest obstacle to the Packers success.

[The Alluring Allabaster 🌹🌍🌻 @GillWeed]

@Breaking911 …says a Nazi.

[Packer Classics @ClassicsPackers]

The Green Bay packers will have you thinking their Super Bowl favorites for 2 weeks then have you questioning your existence the next week

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This is how white people tell history.

[steve @stevetzemis]

Packers got Reggie White
Brett Favre won the SB at 27

Packers got Charles Woodson
Aaron Rodgers won the SB at 27

Packers get Micah Parsons
Jordan Love is 27

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Unpopular opinion: 20° with snow is better than 95° and humid

[The Alluring Allabaster 🌹🌍🌻 @GillWeed]

@omgsidewalks !!!

[The Alluring Allabaster 🌹🌍🌻 @GillWeed]

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[The Alluring Allabaster 🌹🌍🌻 @GillWeed]

@BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Liking this team is painful.