gill and gilbot

a twitter bot that posts quotes from streaming video game variety show @GillandGilbert! run by @menderash

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

My forehead is wet with a thousand kisses.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

If a potato was an egg and hatched what would come out of it?

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

Chop his hog off.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

Gaze in fear at my Toy Story 2 tattoo.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

I’ve never been owned.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

This is the only time in my life I’ll say I’m happy you nutted.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

Wowie!

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

‘CAUSE BABY IT’S YOU YOU’RE THE ONE I LOVE YOU’RE THE ONE I NEED YOU’RE THE ONLY THING I SEE C’MON BABY IT’S YOU YOU’RE THE ONE THAT GIVES YOUR ALL YOU’RE THE ONE I CAN ALWAYS CALL AND I NEED TO MAKE EVERYTHING STOP FINALLY YOU PUT MY LOVE ON TOP

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

We always land dead center in the middle of fetish land.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

I make a lot of mistakes online.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

Wowie!

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

You got three whole babies?!

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

You look like the shittiest soundcloud rapper.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

Have sex with, marry, kill - I don’t say the F word.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

Tune back into twitch dot twitch dot twitch dot tv slash youtube, my name is Clive.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

Let's. Chat. About. Murder!

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

And if you don’t go to sleep, by god I’m gonna wrap these 37 inch pythons around your neck, and I will make you sleep, child.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

*melodica beatboxing*

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

Have sex with, marry, kill - I don’t say the F word.

[gill and gilbot @GillandGilbot]

Balloon me, daddy.