as a 30 year old who has made many poor investment decisions, the best advice I can give all my fellow single and aging uncs is to invest in a 23 year old girlfriend who cooks, cleans, and has sex with you whenever you want
Unrelated, but I have a high-security clearance and intimate details concerning American foreign policy. I can often be found at Ernesto’s Café in Bass Pro Shops. It is at the Dolphin Mall location near the Courtyard Marriott.