Gilmore Tweets

What is Stars Hollow if not a haven for colorful characters?

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An important day in history 💍💗

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Clara: Will you get me a snow cone?
Jess: Absolutely. Go stand in the middle of the street and wait for me. #GilmoreGirls

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Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!
Emily: Then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I'm open for business! #GilmoreGirls

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Lorelai: Don't hate me.
Rory: I don't hate you. I can't hate the pathetic. #GilmoreGirls

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The drinks fortify us. The drinks give us strength. The drinks get us drunk. #GilmoreGirls

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Rory: How do you feel?
Lorelai: I ate tofurkey. How do you think I feel?
Rory: Tofurkier? #GilmoreGirls

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Rory: How are we going to eat four Thanksgiving dinners?
Lorelai: How? Rory, what are we if not world champion eaters? #GilmoreGirls

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Lorelai: So, let’s go eat.
Rory: And eat and eat.
Lorelai: And eat and eat and eat.
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In all the time I've known you, I've never seen you not hungry. #GilmoreGirls

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I live in two worlds. One is a world of books. #GilmoreGirls

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Don't you understand?! If I don't get coffee in me, things are going to get ugly around here! #GilmoreGirls

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The only way you could be more important to me is if you had a Kit-Kat bar growing out of your head. #GilmoreGirls

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Kirk: For all you know, I could have brain damage.
Luke: Oh, I'm pretty sure you do. #GilmoreGirls

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While he's being sexy, he's also being grammatically correct. #GilmoreGirls

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What's scary is you opening your house up to a mob of insane, sugar-laced kids wearing masks that conveniently hide any identifying features

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I’m just a big, fat Wookiee-humping loser with no future. #GilmoreGirls

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Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Organizing my magazines by Kardashian. #GilmoreGirls

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He’s like a superhero, but his power is that you can’t remember him no matter how much time you spend with him. #GilmoreGirls

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#GilmoreGirls premiered 17 years ago today!

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Rory: Some people like getting up early.
Lorelai: You lie. #GilmoreGirls