Nyasende

Graduate Engineer. United is my religion. I dip my bread in tea. The internet is my home. I'm perpetually under house arrest. Convivial human. Sentient being.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Haaland walking and pretending like he does not know what is happening 😂

He learned well from the master at that.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Haaland vs Gabriel

[Erling Haaland @ErlingHaaland]

Well well well 😂

[EiF @EiFSoccer]

An all-time awful defensive performance tonight. Lost every single duel he had against Haaland. Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

[G @Gideoomatic]

We're witnessing a literal example of "give me Zidane and 10 pieces of wood.." in real time lmao

[Lee Gunner @leegx82]

WITCH DOCTOR STINKER AND HOOKED 💀

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

People who don’t rate Lisandro Martinez have the IQ of a sloth.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

We all knew Argentina were a one man team, who knew that man was Lisandro Martinez.

[Global Folder @Global_Folder]

Two men allegedly broke into a business in Indonesia and were caught by locals before escaping

Instead of just restraining them, residents wrapped them completely in orange tape, even adding a funny “antenna” effect

[shibya Sharma @Shibyash_17]

POV: Your wife is angry, so you call a snake charmer instead of saying sorry. 🤣

[𝗛EE𝐌 @6enteke]

Scenes after kuokolea mzae kutoa flight mode alafu nifungue front camera by mistake

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Narrating how u were scammed and realize midway that ure one of the most stupid people alive

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Confusing Mosquitoes on which side to sing their music for

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Saa kama saahii Austine Odhiambo alikuwa ashamalizana na hii Congo. Kwani Ronaldo amezeeka?

[𝑪𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒛𝒐 @cadibomber]

Rabiot tratando de distinguir a sus “compatriotas” de los senegaleses

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

Streets saying Ronaldo’s first shot might hit my guy😭😭😭

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

But on a serious note, mbona De la Fuente huwa ha-rate Raya na jamaa ni bingwa mara sifuri wa kombe la klabu bora barani Ulaya?