Zeller Cake

[Grace Panetta @grace_panetta]

Balogun can play on Monday if Mike Pence has the courage

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[Big Kahuna @TheMSeries1]

Lamelo Ball on Minnesota roads, Lord help those people there.

[Zeller Cake @GinGrape]

@LUFC1992_v2 @PackerRealist should’ve had some of that fake Sue.

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[Zeller Cake @GinGrape]

The existence of OG Anunoby prophesies the coming of another, subsequent Anunoby

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

A mind-blowing-but-true fact about Trump's stock trading.

Trump traded up to ~$700 million in stock in Q1 of 2026.

The 535 Members of Congress made ~$635 million in trades in 2025.

Trump bought and sold more stock in 3 months than all of Congress put together did in a year.

[Zeller Cake @GinGrape]

My favorite public restroom. Eight faucets just in case you have two groups of four guys playing ⚔️ at the same exact time.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[katie dey @katie_dey]

everything is folk music because folks be making the music

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

LeBron's still doing it, T.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

With Shohei Ohtani getting on base and throwing six scoreless innings today, MLB’s longest active on-base streak is now up to 43 games.

MLB’s longest active scoreless innings streak among starting pitchers, is now 28.2 innings pitch.

Shohei Ohtani is the leader of both categories.

[Zeller Cake @GinGrape]

@Baileymoon15 Nearly recreated a classic

[Will Warren @statsbywill]

I’ve been doing some research for an offseason project once Tennessee’s season ends and have been playing around with Division 2/3/NAIA shot charts. I just found this one, from Northwest Missouri State in D2, and am absolutely blown away. (The bluer your zones are, the better)

[Rutger Bregman @rcbregman]

This is the most important thing happening in the world right now.

The administration wants killer drones + mass surveillance of Americans.

Anthropic refuses to build it. While most tech companies fall in line, they are prepared to pay the price for their principles.

[JPCampbellBiz @JP_Biz]

Ok brother, do you think you could make Outlook search work when you have a minute?

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

I would offer that Alex Pretti putting his body—with his hands up—between a woman and the BP agent who had just violently shoved her into the snow, offer stark competing visions of manhood. Pretti, a nurse caring for veterans, who took a face full of pepper spray to shield that woman, is a much better masculine ideal that the masked coward shoving the woman and executing a man on his knees. MAGA may venerate the latter, but most people in a healthy society want the former.

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

They will look you dead in the face and say J6 rioters with guns, poles, bats, etc were patriots, but an ER Nurse with a camera and a registered firearm was a domestic terrorist.