Bro I’ve seen like 6 people say they are pregnant and due in April/May so excited and congratulations to all but, 4th of July must’ve been litty titty.
SOCAL is wild my friends I’ve never seen people break their necks to see what’s happening on the OTHER side of the freeway before and that’s what 99% of the traffic hold up is. Id rather drive in Chicago everyday then this bs. #comeonpeople
The bachelor and bachelorette series is wild, I forreal need to know what these women eat drink sleep and bathe in to look the way they do same age as me/younger because I look like a bowling ball. #AskingForAFriend
The ultimate betrayal is when you bring your dog into your room and lay on the bed with them and they GET UP AND RUN AWAY LIKE BISH WHERE IS YOU GOINGGGGGGG