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A Classic Lady!

[*Professor Gujju* @oye_gujju]

Technically everyone on here is in the "Pretend Zone" with each other.

[Jaideep Singh Rathore @Mr_smokersingh]

Some people's words are fake as their smiles.

[Angie @AngelinaC72]

Some people like to play with their food. I like to play with my words.

[Angie @AngelinaC72]

Sometimes moving on, looks a lot like the same old rut.

[Swati Madaan @SwatiM_]

Sudoku is for intelligent people. For everybody else there's candy crush.

[Ahmed @MentalPwr]

Imagine if you were paid for being lazy!

[not~ur~Bhaiya @amitj002]

That awkward moment when you forget how to spell a really easy word.

[Sarcastically Yours @mansha11]

If you have a problem with me,please write it nicely on a piece of paper,put it in an envelope,fold it up and shove it up your ass,okay?

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Keep your drinks stiff and your boners stiffer.

[stanley behrman @stanleybehrman]

I don't trust people who always agree with me...

[Víkrám @gvicks]

Food is an important part of a balanced diet!.......

[Eve @lovemydogduck]

HELLO, I think you're wonderful Here is a list of some of the thing I love about you:
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[Stewnami @stewnami]

How do indecisive people decide what porn to watch on the internets?

[SmokeJumper ™® @schumyxxx]

Be famous or go home.

[Bliss Beach @BlissBleach]

"Alcohol is just water with feelings in it," said the girl that failed chemistry class.

[Hassan Ishan 🇲🇻 @seefromthesky]

I need a therapist who can give his salary to me. That would solve all of my problems.