Megan Krajewski

find me anywhere else but Twitter • democratic socialist • pacifist • Albert Camus stan • she/her • ♠️

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

Fun fact: ALL beetles I showed 9/11 to lived up to a triple their average life span. I'm not sure what to do with this information but I felt the dire need to make this public

[m @molooles]

Watching more movies so I can understand riverdale better

[jenny schecter from riverdale @selwynsdream]

my only important letterboxd list

[🩵⚙️ happy-go-lucky girl 🔩🩵 🇵🇸 @h0shiNohate]

everyone is so obsessed with originality when it is genuinely one of the least interesting qualities of art

[ineluctableModality (IM) @Bababadalghara]

How do you not put 2001 into heavy breathing there’s like a solid 15 minutes of that movie where the only audio is heavy breathing

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Every time I see a tweet of this genre I hear George Costanza yelling this in my head

[🦕mox🦕 @MoxxieMoth]

Maybe I’m too woke but I miss 5 years ago when saying the word “retarded” was genuinely nasty and made people look at you like a monster

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the wildly ricocheting seething american cop, and me as the serenely and peacefully descending scottish piper

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

Yorkshire doing astral projection to get away after nobody laughed at his joke.

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

how i feel in my friends’ dms begging them to watch a movie i loved

[old tom @culture_coffin]

why? who cares? does your mom put a limit on how many movies you can watch in a year? do you have to save em up?

[bee 🌸 @awwabee]

thinking about the time i went to a concert and the opener looked exactly like zoot from the muppets

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

I love cooking and baking but what I'm really good at is turning a 45 minute recipe into a two and a half hour struggle for my life

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

My woke take is that more films need actors who are uglier, older, and fatter and I’m not joking

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.