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I used to tweet a lot, then I had a baby

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@lewis_beahan @BiffyClyro Spoken for sorry!

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@BiffyClyro #biffyclyro #BIRMINGHAM #resortsworldarena

Got a single standing ticket for sale for this evening, DM me for further info, not asking full price!

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 22 Oct 2011 (via @twi_age).

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Weddings r expense lemme tell u,

I’m going abroad for my next one.

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Me and Chels rescued a cat from the streets of Cairo (yes the one In Egypt) and she’s honestly the best thing ever. She was found roaming the streets at around 4 weeks old, and now she’s going to get old in stourbridge with us 🥰

[Rhys @rhysrmann]

The new leader has just been announced:

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@henry_joce 6am* 😭

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@stats_feed How many petrol cars did Tesla deliver? 🤣

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@laurenxbrownn We have a ban on cocomelon In our house, it’s peppa, paw patrol, bluey and octonauts on loop 😂

[sandy cheeks 🌸 @_Sneel]

so apparently iMessage and FaceTime was down yesterday?? My phone be so dry I ain’t even notice 💀

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@MrJamesMay Always knew there was a reason I preferred the other two 🙄

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Imagine the only Covid symptom I get being loosing taste, so I can’t even enjoy food whilst I isolate 😭

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Watching halo speedruns whilst the other half fake tans is exactly how I wanted to spend my Friday evening #nocap

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@Beezee_97 @TalkingWolves @The_FCAs That’s good for you Beese

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@laurenxbrownn Trust me, I’m telling our guests bring your own packed lunch at this rate 😂

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I will actually buy a VW GTI if this tweet gets five thousand retweets

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Today would’ve been my grandad Franks birthday, never met him unfortunately. It also happens to be my step daughters birthday today, if that isn’t some cosmic shit I don’t know what is! 🎉🥳❤️