Colton Ales

Comedian. Terrible poker player. I dont make money off either.

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Today's entry in Headlines I Didnt Think Id Ever Read: "Porn that takes senior sex seriously"

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@LoganMcBucket @awfulannouncing Love watching a random college basketball game in February with a 72-50 score and both teams shooting 30% lol

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@Padres_Burner69 @Dodgers Doesn't hit as hard when they're the defending champions and beat your team in embarrassing fashion in the playoffs

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@NYMag @LeBatardShow they made him look like a Bond villain 😂

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@BeYourOwnSpark @DaneKiffin @stoolpresidente @WNBA I mean CC is averaging 21/9/5 are those not good numbers now? Because Aja is averaging 21/10/4 lol

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@W_B_Rick @jakemalasek

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump So is he in the Epstein files or not? You've seen it?

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@AB84 @believeapp @pasternak There is no way "Cracker of the Day" posting AB is posting about this genuinely. This cannot actually be Antonio Brown 😂

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@ESPNBET Robert Horry, Scalabrine, Delladova, and Marc Gasol

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@YanksBar Find me a video of Ohtani doing this

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@cbyancy20 @MostlyWNBA "poor play" got rewarded with the ROY

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@cbyancy20 @MostlyWNBA did the newbies vote for Rookie of the Year too?

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@PensareBBall @ColoradoDonkeys Oh cool, a podcast nobody cares about.

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@pb5exclusive @snoozingsnoopy 3 games isn't enough of a sample there's no point to be comparing their seasons at all until halfway or at the end.

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@SirenaRiosAZ @sportsfan6718 Let us know when enough people show up that they have to play in the Mavs arena like the Fever in the Pacers arena. It will probably only be when CC comes to town.

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@All_N_Yo_Tweets They probably would have posted a made basket too last night, but whoops...

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@jemelehill We also clowned Lance Stephenson for trying to come at Lebron. Similar energy for the Reese vs Clark stuff, one player is significantly better than their antagonist.

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@PatrickGhirardi @District22FC She's got 3 people on her trying to go up and getting her shit stuffed 😭😭 what you want them to do there's 4 players under the basket

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@UrlaNadia @gullah_gal25 Yall would love it if CC was dumb enough to get ejected over this petty shit, thats what the other team wants too lol

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@webside5 @eddiegetdabandz @gullah_gal25 You dont know what was said. You can clearly see CC head whip around at something specific.

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@girmasmorgan This isn't hockey.... why would the Fever want their best player to get involved with an altercation that could get her ejected. Of course other teams are going to try to bait her, she can't take it.