Chris Cox

Iowa State grad. Ginger, (supposedly) funny, and I look nothing like my family. My theory? Lovechild of Angelina Jolie and Conan O'Brien.

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@EAStarWars please give us a master windu event for galaxy of heroes soon, it’s been ages.

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Dear @ATT: please fix your incredibly buggy and inefficient unlock request webpage. This is a massive pain for something that should be incredibly straightforward and simple.

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@caseysgenstore you know what NEVER has an outage? Casey’s pizza.

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Meta being down has driven me back here. Like your favorite restaurant being closed so you go to “Big Chuck’s Food Shack”, knowing it’ll only
Give you heartburn and diarrhea.

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@bennettoford @RoccoBecht Welcome to the hat fraternity

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“I hate seeing Taylor Swift during football!”
Dang man, sorry she killed your family or something. I don’t like commercials but I’m a big boy who pays taxes and watches tv with ads, so I’m ok with 30 seconds interrupting my day 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@mexopolis @mischiefanimals This feels very @Durrymusic

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@Joebear94 Literally us

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"On the shores of Lake Superior, the waters are driven to rage – and so are the people. This fall, step into the shoes of a detective tasked with more than just digging up agates, but getting the cold, hard facts." – The IMDb blurb for my non-existent show.

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There is no one else that could have portrayed the whimsy and sheer malevolence of The Toymaker as NPH. What a wonderful casting.

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Update: decided on Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

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If someone made a website called “movies your boomer parents will like” I would be so indebted. I don’t have 30 minutes to spend going through every movie on streaming throwing out suggestions.

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If you have several serving boats for broths and meat juices, is that a gravy navy?

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Hey, @apple, is there anyway to get an ETA on the status of a repair? It’s been in “product diagnosed” stage for five days. It’s work’s MacBook Pro. I just need to know if they need to buy me a new one so I can do my job or if I can expect this back soon?

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How it started//how it’s going.

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@SHALEEvsLIFE And not surprising cuz she’s been angling to be his running mate for awhile

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@wondermeg_ Personally, I remember being a big fan of the farting

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I used HandBrake to rip a DVD to my computer today for work.
I haven’t done that in…at least a decade. What a throwback.

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@MadelnCanada @Durrymusic sized moose

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@DiscussingFilm “Now You 3 Me”
Come on it was right there