Tim Kelly

College Student (again), Semi-Professional Cynic (even though that isn't a real thing), Occasional Stand-Up Comedian

[Tim Kelly @GingerJokester]

@BreakingNews Dorothy Mantooth was a saint!

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I know that was one of the better Game 7’s we’ll ever see in our lifetime, but please don’t let it distract you from what’s important: Fire Hugh Freeze #wde #firehughfreeze

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@dpshow Tie. Both gone after this season

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@justnfields As a Bears fan I hate how this went down. We’ve finally put a team together and you don’t have a chance to lead it. I’m pulling for you forever. Thank you for some amazing memories

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@dpshow Tim Duncan and Kyrie

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@MarkLazerus Circling back to this “hot goalie” sentiment. But all kidding aside King’s still off to a great start

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@Buccigross dropping a “holy schnike” on a gtg call is the epitome of why I’m happy the #nhl is back on #espn

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@RealSkipBayless Thanks for reminding me all Vandy grads think they’re doctors.

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#soxmath 108

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Russell Wilson: I’d like to play for the Bears.
Bears: I’m sorry but we’re going with *checks notes* Andy Dalton instead. #whybearsfansdrink

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Not to be an alarmist but the @NHLBlackhawks have given up 11 goals in the last 4 periods.

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In honor of @88PKane 1000th career game, @NBCSports is giving all viewers a free seizure #Blackhawks

[John Smith Chicago @JohnSmithChgo]

To anyone complaining about a private media company kicking Trump off their platform:

Think of Twitter as a Christian bakery and Trump as a gay wedding cake.

#BanTrumpFromTwitter

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@Audra_Martin Watched the Hawks scrimmage online yesterday. SO EXCITED!!!

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@RepMoBrooks That’s not evidence. That’s something one unnamed, made up person said to you. Although I’m happy to hear you’re sleeping on the floor.

[John Lutz @ShutupLutz]

Since @HawleyMO signed another objection just now, I thought I’d retweet this.

[Tye Winters, DO @tmswDO]

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

[King Wow @KingWow]

.@realDonaldTrump tweet if you not a bitch

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@RobArnold2 @RepMoBrooks If it looks like a maga and sounds like a maga...

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@RepMoBrooks These are your supporters who you encouraged. You’re directly responsible not Antifa. You’re a psychopath