I'm now in the best shape I've ever been in, prinly) probably the best weight & by far the most confident and relaxed, why the need to compare myself to others? I like myself I love most of it, those things I can change I've been working on, not much further to go!
➜ I'm an Equal Opportunities #pisstaker 👍
➜ I'll #mock or #satirise everything & anything 😂
➜ come on, I had a bad start with this face 😔
➜ Why so po-faced, lads? #
🦂Satirical👆+👇Sarcastic(extremely so!)
@MetalTechMan @hungblondbrit Please? This is torture! Reality and porn being nothing alike. I can't cope with this inane disparity that makes my life “ohh, noooo, miserable!” I find myself unable to cope! #GayLife#GayMan#BiMen#BigCock#GayTravesty#BiMen
@dannntwink @hungblondbrit Please don't encourage this depravity which serves to highlight the poor reality that befell us ‘mere mortals’ and we then feel the consequence of Grindr reality not meeting our already low expectations! #GayLife#GayMan#BiMen#BigCock#GayTravesty
@hungblondbrit You need to stop this obsession with concern for your wooded area, proverbially! These are terribly, disgusting travesties - that aren't being seen to by myself - that's killing me! 😂 🤣 🤷
@biguncutgaydick@southernguyx You really aren't helping man. Stop this depravity (yeah, it's depraved when I've not had any for a few hours!). How the hell can I be expected to live life distraction free even for a few hours, since a good up. Winky has a short memory and is easily ‘provoked’ into “spitting”!
@MartinFrimley @hungblondbrit Martin. Evil manz you! Do not join in this wonderful (ahem!) depravity! Heaven help us, while #Grindr users continue to divorce themselves from reality! 😂 🤣 🤷 #GayLife
@hungblondbrit Please. This is an emergency! An emergency I tell thee! Reality isn't allowing #Grindr users to act logically. If only decent #dicks like this beauty, were more readily available! #GayLife
@hungblondbrit How bloody dare you! I'm so faux-outraged, mostly because you guys are reliably getting your awesome dicks out and putting them to good use - though, my hole does need a good seeing to. Contact my agent, let's pencil this into my calendar! Oooh! 😂 🤣 🤷
@hungblondbrit Erm, ahh, ick. Where was this? When might you "happen" to be there, coincidentally, of course?! 😂 🤣 🤷 Oooops, ooooh - how did this manage to occur. Pure chance eh?! #GayCruising
@hungblondbrit Please stop this. I can't stand it any more. All these amazing #cocks on twitter and #Grindr people play hard to get, time-wasting as per usual! 😂 🤣 🤷 Horrid existence! 1st world problems! Help me!