Ham

i identity myself as a GMO ginger

[Ham @GingerNapz]

they always yell “hey Arnold” never “hows Arnold”

[Courtney Parchman @cornydawgy]

Blacked out on a date last night and woke up to a text from him saying i should do a one woman show

[Ham @GingerNapz]

They call it the windy city because its takes you two blocks to finally get your cig lit

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[Ham @GingerNapz]

@adrianalabrado 2022 is the reunion year!!! Miss you the most 💜💜

[Dondrè @Boss_Emotions]

That’s how effective wearing a mask is

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

“You can’t be emo in your twenties” bro I have more angst at 27 than I did at 17

[Ham @GingerNapz]

I would be so much happier if taylor swift did not exist and would stop continuously putting out the same music over and over again just so she can live without the fear of being irrelevant and clearly having no talent. She is trash. Thx 4 coming to my tedtalk.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

No arguments here.

[Ham @GingerNapz]

@ChipotleTweets you forgot the plastic fork in my delivery and now my whole experience was ruined

[Ham @GingerNapz]

@LlamaInaTux @leafynickel My whore of a child

[MCU villain sympathizer who hates Costar @meezandthanks]

We live in a society where people censor their feet before censoring their genitals and I think that’s beautiful

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

7/8/21

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

do you ever look at your dog and realize that you literally live with a whole animal

[Ham @GingerNapz]

Acting like I’m rushing/late at o’hare but really I’m just trying to run away for the “drug” dog

[Ham @GingerNapz]

When I pick up my dogs poop sometimes the smell transports me back to my sorority days, no idea why..

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

yes i have a credit score over 720. yes my ass is fat. we exist.