Nicolas Riley

[Alistair Hogg @AlistairCricket]

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#SuperRugby

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

Whiskey is a Gaelic word that means water of life !!! Oh how true is that !!

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

Come on Lions let's show those Guppy's how to play rugby tonight @LionsRugbyUnion!!

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

Well done lions 2nd win in a row now 2 beat the bulls next week @LionsRugbyUnion

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

Boobs are like the sun. Ok to look, but dangerous to stare. But that's what sunglasses are for !!

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

You're 15... You should be feeling butterflies in your stomach, not a baby kicking.

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

"@HeaIthyTips: Push yourself so hard that next time your old friends see you, their jaws will drop."

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

Intelligence is linked to alcohol consumption. The smarter you are, the more you drink.

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

A MILF is a sexy ass mom over 35. If you're 20, you're just a bitch with a baby

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

I know sex, how to sex, keep a sex, dumb ass sex, like you sex, busy for sex, 15 seconds sex. Read again without sex.

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

I want to see some B( . )( . )s

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

"@CartmanHumor: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Yes, But only if you're a billionaire."

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

I am strong, because I've been weak.I'm fearless, because I've been afraid.I'm wise, because I've been foolish.

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

(1) Vodka is made from potatoes. (2) Potatoes are vegetables. (3) Vegetables are always good for you. That's why I love Vegetables !!

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

To succeed you must first improve, to improve you must first practice, to practice you must first learn, and to learn you must first fail.

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

"@GoogleFacts: People who are angry with each other for the silly little things, are usually the ones who care about each other the most."

[Nicolas Riley @GingerNic25]

Whoever said patience is a virtue has never experienced Slow Internet !!