Gretchen Hooser

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[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

And I don't care who you are, unicorns are cool af

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

Today was crazy hair day at K's school and some kid made fun of saying he looked like a unicorn. He made him feel so bad that Kiernan came home saying he now hates unicorns. WHY TF ARE WE STILL TEACHING OUR KIDS TO BE MEAN.

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

@dababywolf RuneScape will forever be my fave 😂💕

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

Contemplating a life partner purely cause single income households are borderline impossible anymore and I'm DYING.

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

I taught a cooking class to a bunch of kids tonight and it went super well. I can officially do anything ✌️✌️

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

@stabbindragon Pierogi Pretzelini with no bacon 😭💕

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

I really wish my ovarian cyst was on the left side instead of the right cause I never know if I have freaking appendicitis and it gives me *anxiety*

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

In case anyone forgot: it's my half birthday 🥳

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

Kiernan has the coolest mom in the whole world, he's so lucky

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

I wish people would stop asking me when I'm going to start dating, if they can set me up with someone, if I'm sad I'm alone or whatever. Thanks for your CoNcErN, but I like being on my own thanks ✌️

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

One of our tadpoles grew little legs I love them all 💕😭💕😭

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

@carlymoonn I dated someone with a huge Penn State tattoo once and he didn't even go to Penn State. Dude was definitely icky.

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

Wtf sobbing over the Onesies episode of Bluey. WAS NOT PREPARED.

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

I asked Kiernan what he thought my new tattoo was and he said "HALLOWEEN BOOKS!"
Accurate ✌️

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

When did ordering at McDonald's become so freaking complicated and anxiety inducing?? Wtf is with the ordering kiosks and what not?? I'M OLD AND CONFUSED AND ANXIOUS

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

@carlymoonn The bathroom at the library has a permanent poop smell. Them patrons don't give a FUCK

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

JESUS nothing is more DIFFICULT than registering a kid for kindergarten 🙄🙄🙄

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

WHY AM I SO NERVOUS FOR PAJAMA STORY TIME

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

Outreach Story Time tomorrow with 60 preschoolers and I'm NERVOUS.

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

Logically, I know that the parents are happy to take their kids somewhere new to learn and gain info, but my head is constantly telling me that they're JUDGING me

[Gretchen Hooser @Ginger_Snap713]

Teaching a homeschool lesson is so hard because all the kids are different ages so it's tough to find something fun for everyone, but scariest of all, their PARENTS are there