Trevor Jones' Diary

The parody account musings of a man awaiting trial.

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

@AngryNEGirl Some people just can't deal with my anti-patriarchy, anti-breeder, anti-carnivore, anti-museum, anti-government, anti-Nebraska agenda.

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

Heigh ho, heigh ho - It's off to trial I go!
Their case is weak, so when I speak
They'll know, they'll know, they'll know
I did no crime, and I'll treat them like slime.
They always thought I would be caught
But no! And so I say heigh ho, heigh ho!
https://t.co/J18mFavx5z

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

@AngryNEGirl SO WEAK. They could only get a FOURTH of the legislature to co-sponsor?!?!?!

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

Will my work at @HistoryNebraska ever be appreciated? I got rid of people there too long. I dumped displays promoting Nebraska's white history. I sent bird-poop-covered artifacts to landfills. I ended the toxic relationship with the other foundation. People hate change agents.

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

@BetteDa38019171 One thing I DIDN'T do was hire a competent lawyer! SHEESH, I have to tell him EVERYTHING! He didn't even realize that this whole thing is because the other foundation is mad because I started my own foundation and tricked them into helping me fund it! #iamsosmartiamsogreat

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

I HOPE NO ONE HAS THE IDEA THIS IS IN STORE FOR ME.

[Nebraska Examiner | Bluesky: @nebraskaexaminer.com @NE_Examiner]

Omaha woman who helped fraudulently obtain nearly $1 million in COVID-19 recovery funds is sentenced to prison.

From @paulhammelNE

https://t.co/kLS9rTTpue

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

@AngryNEGirl @HistoryNebraska Ain't no cult like a Trevor Jones cult, 'cause a Trevor Jones cult don't quit!

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

This just shows how STUPID Nebraskans are! MY state law is better than THEIR state law and MY foundation is better than THEIR foundation! And just because I said the money was for @HistoryNebraska didn't mean I couldn't give it to my foundation instead. HOW👏IS👏THAT👏FRAUD👏?!?!

[Nebraska Examiner | Bluesky: @nebraskaexaminer.com @NE_Examiner]

Criminal case against former History Nebraska director Trevor Jones turns into a battle of state statutes.

From @paulhammelNE

https://t.co/wfRkN9N7Tk

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

Not to brag, but I drove a TON of people crazy beyond their capacity.

[Where’s Trevor @findtrevorjones]

Another time, Trevor was overheard referring to an employee as “10 lbs of crazy in a 5 lbs bag.”

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

Oh look! The @HistoryNebraska board member/past president who advised me on starting HN's foundation and funding it with misdirected Covid checks is speaking on ETHICS! Wish I could attend...

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

I'll get this reduced to a misdemeanor, then one of my chumps (DL or KE) announces that I've been cleared of felony charges and can return. I'm telling you this because some of you cornflakes can't figure out why the board is dragging out hiring a replacement. #cantcatchme

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

@findtrevorjones If I can help it (and I can), no one's ever going to hear the story of what I did at Fort Robinson.

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

@findtrevorjones Do NOT vote for them! I need the board to be totally subservient to me and to represent me in my fight against - er, FOR Nebraska history!

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

@AngryNEGirl @realDonaldTrump @Zoom Since being forced to run from these TOTALLY UNFAIR CHARGES I have occasionally worn disguises to protect my identity. Today I'm wearing a Bettie Page wig and fish-net stockings.

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

OK, that judge was a REAL JERK for arraigning ME on the same day as @realDonaldTrump! I was going to apologize to all of you for the @Zoom appearance (Sorry - not sorry), but I don't need the Orange Man stealing my special day! #colormecranky #wheretheheckamIanyway

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

@realDonaldTrump @Zoom And what's with this judge requiring me to appear in person on #IndigenousPeoplesDay?!?!?! Kate and I have reservations!!!!

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

Should things go HORRIBLY wrong, I hope they get this done ASAP. For future reference, I prefer Irish Spring.

[Paul Hammel @paulhammelNE @PaulHammelNE]

.@ACLUofNE says new prison is 'a sure-to-fail attempt at addressing mass incarceration in Nebraska.' ACLU legal counsel Scout Richters says 'smart justice' reforms could save millions, and lead to better outcomes -- and address state's overcrowded prisons https://t.co/ulYQ5T2zmY.

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

Tomorrow's my arraignment, but I'm going to make it a FUN day. Before they take my pic, I'm saying "PLEASE - No pictures!" LOL! When they ask me to plead, I'm saying "Guilty, but only of being AUDACIOUS and SASSY!" #ImTheGingerbreadMan #dontstopthesass

[Trevor Jones' Diary @GingerbreadTJ]

@findtrevorjones Well, DUH - Got a reserved seat! #ilovetruecrime #truecrime #criminalminds