Kaity

God has released me into the wild and is hunting me for sport. 30/she/her September baby! 1994. damn I’m old.

[Kaity @GingercKaity]

Y’all be warned. My Twitter is mostly for memes, smutty fan art, and shit-posting. Welcome to hell!

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me at work with no idea what to prioritize because everything is "urgent"

[kat @kyber_kat]

anthony head you were so iconic for so many reasons but I will always remember you and your pink ds on the set of merlin

[✨🦋helene🦋✨ @hvayou925]

Good morning ☀️

[MoxieMils @MoxieMils]

Happy Pride Month

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

"LISTEN TO YOUR BODY" IS TERRIBLE ADVICE FOR ADHD. 🤡 If I listened to my body, I would eat 2kg of sugar, quit my job via text, and sleep for 3 years. My body doesn't want "health." My body wants Dopamine. It is a toddler screaming for candy. If I do what it wants, I will ruin my life by noon. Who else has a body that tries to sabotage them daily?

[doomer @uncledoomer]

would be very interesting to still have lobsters this size around today. where's little jimmy? oh he got too close to the beach and was dragged away by a lobster. very tragic. but such is life in new england.

[Kevin Jordan @kevin_jordan__]

I wish I didn't have ADHD.

I'm tired of ghosting friends I love.

I'm tired of starting projects I'll never finish.

I'm tired of apologising for things I can't control.

Anyone calling this a superpower has never had to live inside it.

[H E R A @bestbeautyidea]

How to naturally look put together without a single drop of makeup!No makeup, just good skincare hacks and a little bit of self love.

[b @wwxwashere]

this addition to my post made me laugh

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Friend: Why is your bathroom light purple.

Me: That's the shrimp setting.

Friend: The WHAT.

Me: The shrimp setting.

Friend: There should never be a sentence like that in a normal apartment.

Me: It calms them down.

Friend: WHO IS "THEM."

pause

tiny bubbling sound from bathroom

Friend: Why is your bathtub making aquarium noises.

Me: Okay before you panic,

Friend: THERE ARE LIVE SHRIMP IN YOUR TUB?!

Me: They're temporary guests.

Friend: You have CRUSTACEAN TENANTS.

Me: Their tank filter broke.

Friend: So your solution was "bathtub commune."

Me: They're actually thriving.

Friend: One of them just looked at me with intent.

Me: That's Marcus.

Friend: WHY DOES THE SHRIMP HAVE A NAME.

Me: Because he survived The Incident.

Friend: I'm scared to ask.

Me: Costco parking lot. July 2024. We lost good men.

Friend: THEY'RE SHRIMP.

Me: You don't understand war.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

People who are introverted and have ADHD see a text and are like “I’ll deal with this when I have the social and emotional energy for it” and then fucking forget about it for a week. Anyway, I’m people.

[Kaity @GingercKaity]

@theghoulsgrave @RealPostFolder I mean, I was 4 when I discovered masterbation. I wasn’t abused or anything. Just realized it felt good and I got shamed for it and it fucked me up for a good long while. So no, I think dad did the right thing.