Kevin

You can call me 'Legs' because I'm always falling asleep on the toilet

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

Fuck off sweet potatoes, your fries suck. Kick rocks you yam ass motherfuckers.

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

Heading to Walmart to cop the new Used Toilet Papers

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

Speak a lil Chinese for 'em, Tilly

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

EXCLUSIVE: AI actress Tilly Norwood glitches and starts speaking CHINESE during her interview with Piers Morgan and real-life actor Tom Conti...

Watch the full interview at 7pm (BST)👇

📺 https://t.co/1nTb79BH8D

@piersmorgan | @TillyNorwoodX

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

I dunno man, Angry Birds has been telling me I should end it

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

Yah no fahkin' shit dood

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

Oh my God what?!? This is how I find out?!?

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

$29.99?!? I'm wearing that shit. I'm about to become the Adebesi of Fenway Park

[New Era Cap @NewEraCap]

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[Kevin @Ginjerk]

Apparently I'm considered "negative" at work, simply for being in every meeting making Carl Yastrzemski Face

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

It's lunch time and I'm getting mad at food websites

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

"Hi welcome to Papa Gino's would you like to try our new AI Slop sandwich today?"

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

Hi yes can I have one Guy I've Never Heard Of meal?

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

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[Kevin @Ginjerk]

Buying an expensive mic and headset and filming videos like I'm on a podcast but I never mention the podcast and you don't see anyone but me and I'm just saying shit like "statistically if we include the animal kingdom a 1 inch penis is above average" and captioning it "WOW!😳"

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

You think they made Wolverine's mask like that to match his hair or did the mask make his hair like that? Like does he have mutant hat head?

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

Got a McDonald's breakfast combo one time that included a hash brown. Drive thru lady asked "you want some extra hash browns?" like they had extra they needed to get rid of. I said sure. "How many?" I dunno 3? Got to the window and she just added 3 hash browns to my order

[NaToSaphiX @NaToSaphiX]

Why is this so funny 😂

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

Huge news in the world of the 4 simpletons I share an office with

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Spotify Introduces AI-Generated Personal Podcasts https://t.co/NSHw1C6OWW

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

The worst part of "saying the quiet part out loud" is that they're misquoting The Simpsons, which should just be treason at this point

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

You're not screaming. Nothing's frying you. That's actually nothing like a 30 Rock joke. That photo's not a Renaissance painting. Was that not on your 2026 Bingo card? Oh no, did I just say the quiet part out loud? Seems like I'm rent free in your head in the darkest timeline.

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

I'm running wild in The Pitt just sternum rubbing the shit out of everyone

[Kevin @Ginjerk]

I'm anti-homeschooling, but also my elementary school had Solar Hot Dog Day. We put hot dogs in shoeboxes lined in tin foil in the sun & after recess they were "cooked". We learned nothing, ate warm sweaty hot dogs & went back to class so what does anything even matter anymore?

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

A sparkler, an egg, and a moment of truth.

Homeschool your kids.