Childish GamGino aka the source

Professional Podcast Promoter. Born in the Carrier Dome. Official Parlay King of the North. Bee Sting Survivor.

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

"There's two kind of people in this world, Riley Dixon and everyone else. You're either the greatest punter ever or not" -Gino

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

@ConnorNFLDraft I’m taking Dart, Hurts, and Daniels

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

The cool thing about Dennys is they have a couple griddles in the bathroom so that when it gets super busy they can make some of the food there instead of just in the kitchen.

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

I was Andrew Walker’s boss and mentor at this job, I can confirm everything he’s saying is true. He also once pushed me out of the way to prevent a high speed car from hitting me, low key saved my life.

[Andrew Walker @AWalkerColts]

I call BS.

I made $30K as an “associate writer” for an NFL franchise near our nation’s capital. When I moved up to what amounted to an “editor” role — lead team writer, constant website updates, editor of team magazine, on-air duties, manager of content team …(more)

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

Can’t help but think to myself “one step closer to winning the annual free throw shooting contest” as I do another set at the gym. #RiseUp

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

We all have one friend who fell into a pit

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

Back in the gym getting ready for the annual free throw shooting contest. #OneGoal

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

@PFF Why did you fire everyone?

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

Say what you want about traditional southern cooking, but sometimes a frozen digornio pizza just hits differently.

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

@BeerLeagues There’s no trophy involved. Winner gets a diamond that some believe predicts the future. To be honest, I don’t personally think it predicts the future though.

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

My good friend made up a beer company and used AI to create images of the fake beer company in an effort to win a hockey league. The friends feel devastated. What should we do?

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

You have 24 hours to drink 1 Guinness, but you can only have 2 friends come help you. Who are you calling?

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

@ccmembersonly Every single fast and furious movie

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

We all have that one friend who was fired from an aquarium.

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

I’m looking at the upcoming basketball schedule and I can’t help but think to myself: this is madness

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

At the airport, in the security line, probably 500 to 800 people ahead of me, hoping to board my plane in 15 minutes, let’s see how it goes.

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

Me with the @PFF mock draft simulator and a Guinness is similar to Mozart with a piano.

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

Me after drinking 100 Guinness

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

My friend went out to lunch for a relatively expensive, upscale meal and didn’t tip. What should he do?

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

I’m pretty sure my landlord is breaking into my apartment in the middle of the night and pouring bacon grease down the sink. Is this legal?

[Childish GamGino aka the source @GinoUpdates]

I would never admit this, but I am 100 years old.