Giovanni Derenzo

Wait I think I spelled tinder wrong?

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

#S9SuperSlowMo

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

@henryDPacheco Unless you're going to change the Hollywood sign to hollyweed or exposing bush for 911 it probably won't be that defining.

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

@henryDPacheco Yeah you're that person

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

Can't wait to be hungover all day tomorrow while my family ask why I don't have a girlfriend... Fuck you Grandma we don't have disco anymore, we have tinder now.

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

"This is cheaper online. Do you price match?" https://t.co/TNsw5Of28i

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

#workinginsales https://t.co/qhN2GE9jQi

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

Me: I'm not that mean

Anyone that talks to me: Hi

Me: can I fucking help you?

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

Me: I'm not that mean

Anyone that talks to me: Hi

Me: can I fucking help you?

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

Where the tacos at?

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

@lukethenoland

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

I'm a goddamn genius 😃 https://t.co/tOkTEQyP4G

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

@_officiallydev @lukethenoland It's a dinner pie..

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

My Twitter is dryer then this pie @lukethenoland just made!

[Giovanni Derenzo @Giovanni92D]

Wait I think I spelt tinder wrong?

[Rhett Butler @i_am_rhett]

Need a #writer #freelance #bloggers messege me please