giraffeattack14.bksy.social

she/her

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

“IF YOU DON’T USE AI YOU’LL BE LEFT BEHIND!”

okay 😭 i don’t even wanna go where y’all going

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[love drops @lovedropx]

Me and my friends getting left behind by AI

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

The greatest dread you can feel as an adult is when you've been ignoring a problem or situation for a long time with the unspoken assumption It's Probably Fine, then all at once you are forced to look at it closely and you are gobsmacked by the True State of It.

[emma @iheartartrick]

me when i’m the #1 enemy of philadelphia cause i have two gold medals, three stanley cups, two Emmy’s, a husband that loves me, a city that has my back, and the ultimate face and body card

[Max Fisher @Max_Fisher]

Every couple has one patient zookeeper and one howling gibbon and you already know which is which

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

[Frases Barbie @barbie_context]

imagínate casarte conmigo y todos los días te despiertas y yo estoy al lado así

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

AN INCH OF MOVEMENT IS BETTER THAN A MILE OF INTENTIONS🩷

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

could be me

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

im sorry for blocking so easily. it's nothing personal. it's just that you're stupid and annoying and i don't want to be inflicted with your thoughts again

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Graham Platner: “Absolutely nobody has worked hard enough to justify having hundreds of billions of dollars. That’s a systemic outcome they got because people of their position influenced politicians to change policy to incentivize their wealth hoarding”

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[ara #CUT4GENO @LAZ4RUSRIS1NG]

he’s moving like a mom who’s kids forgot to take the chicken out the freezer EVERYONE HIDE.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

10/10. No notes.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name