Fred

World's Best Grandma

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@corbydavidson @SportsSturm maybe Corey Seager needs glasses

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@oldwaver there are options to modify your windows so birds won't strike them: https://t.co/Hx0avyEwUw

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@SportsSturm @corbydavidson Official coach of The Hardline?

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@SportsSturm it's Check-ia, not Chech-ia. https://t.co/IOMUJexEjz

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@dallas_observer I assure you the man playing bass was not Charlotte Kemp Muhl.

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@MattBermingham I hope you marked Bob saying "gooballs" last night.

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@CBSNewsTexas are you showing the Jeopardy episode that was pre-empted for news coverage at 6?

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@oldwaver George Clooney got his sack ironed. https://t.co/VB0f1DiplK

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Funny how the press thinks that there's a chance that the US Senate won't confirm some of Trump's whackadoodle cabinet noms. They'll roll over like they always do for that shitstain.

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@MikeSirois

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Tom Cruise should be wearing a helmet.

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Why is Bob Costas looking so shifty-eyed at the Olympics?

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@SeanCBass Last Saturday I was watching the Fox Game of the Week and Smoltz said that the D-Backs "almost won the World Series". I think the asshole is just trolling at this point.

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So where's the Just For Men OKC fan, now, huh?

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Nuggets had a 14 point Q1 and a 9 point Q4? Woof.

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Sad to hear about the death of David Sanborn. Ran into him on Bourbon Street as a college student on spring break (recognized him from his many appearances on Letterman), and he couldn't have been nicer to me and my friends. RIP.

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Dammit I hate when TV shows do musical episodes. Just awful.

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@williamtylertn No prob. Hope to catch you next time.

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@williamtylertn is your show in Dallas tonight cancelled?