[on a date with a big history buff] yeah i just hate the suffragists. i don't think any woman should suffer. have you ever shook a baby until it's silent
might not be tweeting for a while guys. mom grounded me after she found me shaking my baby sister again. im so mad i can't even breathe. i wish i had a baby to shake right now
@houseof12clara @BlueJay91_6 @nygmqs do you think that RTD was actively fending off the previous doctor actors from returning? bc I get the feeling tennant was the only one who had the free schedule and wanted to actually do it
@RatCheffin@_c_lewis it really is quite a brutal subject with the amount of things to remember😅barely got an A in my year 1 exams, not looking forward to having to get an A* next year 😭
[at the toothpaste lab]
man: shouldn't this one say anti-cavity instead?
woman: no, it's part of our experimental isaac newton range
man: alright if you say so
[me, at home, post-usage and my teeth are floating everywhere]
me, gummy as hell: what the fuck is happening