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last night was an email

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fred: the needle

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Whats happening to me

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dropping out of school.

the bullies made me drink the Soul of horse in potion class and now everythings wrong. i dont feel right and it wont stop

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@CineNerdle you're dooming the game here surely :(

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@_BJLuna @DimensionsInJen that'll be for big finish or the comics, i'd be very shocked if they ever mentioned it in show again

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paying chris evans $500 for a cameo to break the news to my 8 year old son he's dead in 3 months

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the midwife pats my head and gives me a cracker for being such a brave boy putting up with my wife's screaming and crying

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[getting thrown off a bus] oh yeah big guy? don't drive around with a bunch of kids if you don't want someone to come shake em

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[on a date with a big history buff] yeah i just hate the suffragists. i don't think any woman should suffer. have you ever shook a baby until it's silent

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might not be tweeting for a while guys. mom grounded me after she found me shaking my baby sister again. im so mad i can't even breathe. i wish i had a baby to shake right now

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[luigi in the nether]
luigi: mamma mia i'ma getting the tired... i needa the sleep
nether ape: LUIGI NOOOOOOOOO

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woke up feeling homerphobic

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@houseof12clara @BlueJay91_6 @nygmqs do you think that RTD was actively fending off the previous doctor actors from returning? bc I get the feeling tennant was the only one who had the free schedule and wanted to actually do it

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@RatCheffin @_c_lewis it really is quite a brutal subject with the amount of things to remember😅barely got an A in my year 1 exams, not looking forward to having to get an A* next year 😭

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@RatCheffin @_c_lewis oh sick, i'm taking biology as well 🙏how are you finding it?

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@RatCheffin @_c_lewis oh shit, what do you take?

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@RatCheffin @_c_lewis wait you're doing your a levels?

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[at the toothpaste lab]
man: shouldn't this one say anti-cavity instead?

woman: no, it's part of our experimental isaac newton range

man: alright if you say so

[me, at home, post-usage and my teeth are floating everywhere]

me, gummy as hell: what the fuck is happening

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@NoNotTheMemes