MCJE

Twitter is my outlet in life. It happens

[MCJE @GiraffesGoQuack]

@mybirdbuddy my camera holder fell out last night during a storm how can I replace the holder piece?

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Happy Birthday my love! Can't believe time flies by so fast 😭❤️ Happy to spend all the more years celebrating life with you xoxoxo @Black_Josh

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I need to be in a position where I review documents haha wording things incorrectly is for the birds 🤣😭 #itsfineimfineverythingisfine

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When you're a mom, you're also the barf fairy. Cleaning up vomit anytime any day

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First thought during a big ass storm is... I gotta rescue my bird buddy!! 🤣

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Also ew for tweeting about all this 🤣 I'm waiting for Laz to fall asleep and I just randomly was reminded of my blessing of a 5th grade bestie randomly.

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It's a process, healing. It's a long process but one that's def worth it. I wish I could go back in time and just be there. Nothing needed, no words, just sit and exist while she existed and took up space. That's all I really wanted. To know it was ok to take up space.

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PS, almost 20 years later and I'm still embarrassed that I get hungry.

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Then in 5th grade when I'd do the cabbage soup diet with my dad fo weeks on end, an angel of a friend would split her sandwiches with me at lunch 😭. Idk if she remembers that but little me who was embarrassed to feel hunger, just wants you to know she appreciated you.

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I can remember being in 3rd grade and my mom discussing what diet I needed to go on. That was fun.

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Got my weighted blanket and as soon as I put it on my lap I immediately felt calmness, 😭❤️

[Josh Edwards @Black_Josh]

Holy ten years. What else can I say?
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Wishing my 1st born son a very happy birthday ❤️ he is one of the kindest little turds you'll ever meet. Mwah little man ! I love you lots and loads

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Don't invest in a spaghetti restaurant on a ferris wheel, even if it's Jane Fonda's favorite 🤣😭. What a dream 🍝

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#mylaptop #stickersaremylife

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Happy Birthday @Black_Josh ! I'm glad you were born ❤️🥰 thank you for being yourself no matter what ! I hope this new year of life brings you lots of fun and adventures.

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Happy Birthday @_clairecorbaley !! Another year older, another year wiser, another year more glamourous.

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My career goals are survival and have been since day one. But tell me why I still daydream about being a nurse some days and others I want to pursue a career in carpet cleaning .... 🥴 Why am I like this 🤣😭🫠

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@Black_Josh I do it to char all the time.

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I hate that we are harder on our kids of the same gender. It's so weird. Like we expect more from the ones more like us than the ones that aren't. I'm glad I can catch it sometimes though and reevaluate myself. But is it just me??