Heidi ho Twitter scrollers! Theodore checking back in, giving you an update on my online dating journey! Still no matches but somebody said a “thirst trap” might work. I had to look up what that meant, but here’s my attempt at one! Try and guess what’s in my fanny pack 😏
Honestly some of you "fans" of sports teams are weird to me. All you do it talk shit about your team.
Or you're like me and talking shit is your love language. I can't tell.