Girl, are you...

Girl, are you a recycled joke? Because I'm sick of seeing you.

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[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you the second page of a Google search?

Because nobody gives a shit what you have to say.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you drugs?

Because I'm sorry for abusing you.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a parked car?

Because I was drunk as fuck when I hit that.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl are you Chinese food?

Because I didn't order this.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a black guy?

Because this isn't going to work.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a squirrel?

Because you can't seem to go a single day without nuts in your mouth.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a bakery?

Because I can see your rolls.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you bottled water?

Because I'm not paying for it when I can get it for free somewhere else.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you constipated?

Because you're full of shit.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you 18?

Because I can't go back to prison.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a yellow light?

Because I'm not even going to acknowledge you.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a donut hole?

Because I tried to fuck you once but things got a bit messy and it wasn't a good idea to try and eat you.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you the guilty person in a police lineup?

Because you get fingered by everybody.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you misplaced silverware?

Because why aren't you in the kitchen?

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you Staples?

Because that was easy.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a spider?

Because get the fuck away from me.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a telemarketer?

Because stop fucking calling me.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a water tower?

Because every guy in town has climbed on top of you.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you a thong?

Because you're stuck up everyone's ass.

[Girl, are you... @GirlAreYou]

Damn girl, are you Friday?

Because I've been waiting all week for you to come.