Girl Cthulhu

I don't attack ships at sea BECAUSE I'm a feminist. I attack ships at sea AND I'm a feminist. kthnx

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[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

New project minting TODAY by @IntlMegadigital with animated rares like these ones. Check out @ApeExecutives for project details. Whitelist only drop Thursday 6pm eastern for only 12 hours

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PRESALE WILL BEGIN IN 5 HOURS.
OFFICIAL LINKS BELOW🦍

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[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

After I destroy humanity, I'm re-populating the Earth with puppies and baby polar bears.

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

hi tweeties im sorry ive been absurdly busy with this fleet of Japanese ships. k ilu bai

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

Women make up 40% of breadwinners in the US - no low carbs here! #GirlPower #CthuluFacts

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

To avoid procrastination on a big project, remind yourself that I'm lurking in the dark, ready to destroy existence.

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

I can look however I want without your consent. Some days my tentacles flow freely and some days are more of a braid vibe.

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

Why are there no good brunch spots on the bottom of the ocean floor?!?!?

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

FOLLOWERS: please practice equality while you worship me. We can sacrifice people of ANY gender.

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

Went to a shoggoth birthday party last night - what a protoplasmic sausage fest!

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

When I destroy the world and rebuild it again - BREAKFAST WILL BE SERVED ALL DAY!

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

When I take a pocture of myself, I call it a 'Cthelfie.'

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

65% of women have experienced street harassment. 100% of Girl Cthulus have experienced deep sea harassment

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

If my account were verified, everyone on twitter would have their minds disintegrate from existential terror.

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

OMG! Just saw a plushy of me! NOW I KNOW I'VE MADE IT!

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

It's one of those days where you can't even attack a coastal village right. UGH!

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

I've cut back on eating my followers because I'm thinking of going vegan.

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF BB ;) you never know when I'll make this your last day.

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

Nail pollish takes forever to dry when you live in a city under the sea. #R'lyehProblems

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

Will be out of cell range for a bit, just past the dimness you can see, beyond the scope of comprehension. DM if U need me.

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

I'm thankful for all the female Cthulu's who came before me, paving the way for the equality I now enjoy.

[Girl Cthulhu @GirlCthulhu]

1 of the things that sucks about living at the bottom of the Pacific is the lack of any decent frozen yogurt #Froyo