GirlIAmFab

ER and Trauma Nurse. Mom, wife, eater of good food, giver of high-fives.

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My facial recognition works with a dumpling in front of my face. Conversely it doesn’t recognize me with my glasses off.

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On hold with my student loan servicer. Hold time is “greater than 198 minutes.” You know what’s greater than 198? Everything. Afreaking million. 3456. 786. A decade. Tomorrow. Any of these are hold options.

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He visited me at work, brought me coffee and PowerBall tickets. I don’t understand how I get to live this life.

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Definitely just skipped a Beatles song to hear The Ronetttes instead. No shame in my Spotify playlist game.

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Attempting to start a pay-it-forward, but in the CVS pharmacy line.

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@SaeedDiCaprio That’s a pretty good tattoo. It doesn’t look like a crying baby at all.

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Holy sh*t.

GOP officials in McCurtain County, OK caught on tape talking about wanting to lynch black people and how to kill/burn/bury local journalists.

This is KKK stuff, folks.

Revealed by a small local paper called the McCurtain-Gazette News.

[ABC News @ABC]

Where abortion stands in your state: A state-by-state breakdown of abortion laws. https://t.co/GU9eMwmxij

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You are not prolife. You are not pro- addict, trans, queer, single mom, fatherless child, prostitute, female, suicidal, poor, marginalized- life. You are pro- religious dogma. There is a difference.

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@elijahwood Georgia!!!!!!

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@meghanyaj I’d rather them buy me PPE with their $$$.

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@thatERguy Same in IN. Sending love.

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Thoughts @iamjohnoliver ?

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I wonder if a field of white crosses for Covid-19 deaths would discourage churches from meeting in person?

[ENA @ENAorg]

2020 ENA President-elect @RonKraus1 updates members on his trip to Washington, D.C., and Wednesday's White House meeting where he spoke strongly on behalf of the needs of emergency department nurses during the #COVID19 pandemic.

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Nicer with less media here. This is a China Virus. I got someone home. Critical support signed. Did I ment this is from China? More support plans. There’s never been a president even close to me. Clinical vaccine trial. Antiviral therapies. FDA changes bc of me. -2 min of Trump

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On my neighborhood app, someone posted about fire trucks at a restaurant, and typoed at a “dinner section.” Every meeting of streets with a restaurant is hence forth dubbed a dinner section.

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My life.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

“OK, brain, we have a lot of tasks to complete today so let’s stay calm and focused”
“Oh, we’re being imminently ripped apart by a predator, gotcha”
“No look it’s just these deadlines-“
“PUMP UP THE ADRENALINE FOLKS TIGER IS COMING”

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My vigorous flossing this am is definitely going to convince my dentist I floss 2x a day.

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I almost asked an intubated patient to verify their name and birth date. It’s all up from here, folks.