Girl Patriarch

flr enthusiast

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men are enrichment animals

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@hstrclstrngth heheh

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at a certain point you have to accept that you’re not really competing #sph #femdom #cuck #bbc

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I support gender non-conformity, especially the kind where a man conforms very enthusiastically to whatever gender I just assigned him for the evening

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female led relationship except “led” makes it sound like we’re hiking. We’re not hiking. I know where we’re going and he’s in the passenger seat eating the snack I brought him.

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my politics are that every beautiful woman should be issued one man who says “whatever you think is best“ and means it

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“ female lead relationship” sounds so unnecessarily formal. that’s my boyfriend. I love him very much. he lives under a benign dictatorship.

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impact play is so funny conceptually. come here, sweetheart, mommy loves you very much. unfortunately mommy has also acquired equipment.

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unfortunately for submissive men I find embarrassment extremely cute. oh noooo you wanted something terribly badly and now the woman you wanted it from knows 😔 devastating. come here.

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topping is beautiful because sometimes a man has spent his entire life believing he has certain deeply held preferences and then a woman says “actually 😏” and we get to watch the scientific method happen in real time

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yes, feminism means men can be anything they want. including somebody’s nervous little wife.

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cucking becomes much more interesting to me when everyone stops pretending the humiliation is evidence that he’s unwanted. baby if I didn’t want you here you would simply not be here. unfortunately you have been specifically invited to experience this

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Ideal relationship structure is he is perfectly capable of making his own decisions and nevertheless keeps looking over at me like “🥺 is this what we’re doing?”

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unfortunately mommy has reviewed your application to be pathetic and determined that you’re actually just tired. get in bed.