I posted my ass on my private account and my two dedicated post likers didnt like it.
I tweeted smth after just to see if they'd like it and yeah they liked that one.
saw the most gorgeous woman at work today
I was gonna compliment her but a reality flashed where she called me chopped and laughed in my face
I didn't end up saying anything
straight up mcdonald's frys will taste like god first bite and 30 seconds after it gets slightly room temperature it starts tasting like straight dog nuts